That's some tongue in cheek shit right there! The parent company of Google, Alphabet, has been the largest stockholder in Aquanet for the past thirty years. They have hundreds of thousands of employees who's entire job for their eight hours shifts is standing in a privacy walled parking lot and double fisting cans of Aquanet into the air. They can be spotted by the fantastic body their hair seemingly naturally has, it pays six hundred and twenty three dollars an hour and has the added benefit of all the Aquanet you can eat. /s