As a Harvard theoretical astrophysicist (honorary), I have positive proof with equations that Uranus is a fixed point in 10 dimensions, and frozen pineapples rotate around it. Hopefully the board will make me president of Harvard.
Stephen Hawking comes to me in my dreams and says 'STFU' then tells me that meth is bad for you.
As a Harvard theoretical astrophysicist (honorary), I have positive proof with equations that Uranus is a fixed point in 10 dimensions, and frozen pineapples rotate around it. Hopefully the board will make me president of Harvard.
Stephen Hawking comes to me in my dreams and says 'STFU' then tells me that meth is bad for you.