This is hilarious.. They start banning fuckin Australian wine, when it was from Austria.

"15:17 linguistic barriers Japan and China also ordered a ban on the sale of Australian wine due to the similarity of the countries names".

This is starting to get pretty fucked up here.. cause after they get busted, they want to try and still get rid of this shit where it's mixed with normal wine.

20:09 investigators were ordered to stop taking samples suggesting that somebody in the upper echelon of the German government wanted this poisoning kept a secret it wasn't until July 9th almost a month and a half later that a warning was given to the public the reason for these strange occurrences was soon discovered as opposed to contacting the German Federal State the Austrian investigators informed the Ministry of viticulture in mites whose chief concern was the well-being of the importers rather than public health hoping to salvage the wine they kept this information secret and sought counsel to discover how much died appalling glycol would be hazardous to a person's health and plan to approach the Minister of the Federal State for permission to issue new licenses that would allow the sale of antifreeze wine their plan was to discover the maximum safe amount of the chemical and allow winemakers to mix the affected wine with clean wine to reach this predetermined limit

And then, what the fuck is this.. "when this was discovered the public outcry was massive and many demanded the resignation of those attempting to allow the sale of the antifreeze wine one month after this revelation one of the three people involved resigned and the other two were transferred to other ministries "

This really seems like when the priests were getting nailed for touching kids and they just get "transferred" to somewhere else, instead of getting fired. lol