No, bugs are good. We swear. Just wait until you try cotton bugndy!
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I ate a bug once.
I'm not sure what kind of bug it was, but I know it was not a small bug.
You see, I used to get these dates from Wal-Mart. They were SOOOOO good. Nice and soft...sweet...the good stuff. Then one day I'm walking home munching on some dates, when something happened...
An overwhelming taste of what dead bugs smell like (if you know, you know. It's peculiar and nothing smells like it. I collected bugs for years myself, so that smell was one I smelled frequently.) overtook the sweetness of the date.
It was really gross.
I spit it out and saw the remnants of this bug (fragments wirhin were too small to ID) intertwined with the date goo. It was awful and I haven't had a date since.
Sound like.your future lifestyle? Are you ccccccchure???
Get back on the dates buddy, you were more fun to be around.
Maybe. Who am I to say? I still eat other, more nutritious, fruits, so don't worry. I'm sorry I'm less fun and will get my manufacturers number if you'd like to make a formal complaint.
This has been b bot
I got a couple nuts you can eat if your fruit doesn't suffice
Oh no, sorry, you're looking for eisenhorn. I'm not a queer ass gay homo like he is.
Sorry I'm not aware of your girlfriend.
You must.be nude .uhm...new here.
He's not my girlfriend, to be sure, but certainly someone's mother.
Yeah I'm so new the handshake icon is still wet. You enjoy being moist?
I thought chitin was mildly toxic to humans.
As I understand it, a decent percentage of folks will be allergic to it (shellfish allergy) and it's "vaguely" CARCINOGENIC, you know MAAAAYBE MORE.... liiiiiiiiiiiiiitle tiny question mark there from them...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPjTmnJ5nvg
source https://www.myheritage.com/names/ima_bugg
sauce https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-e&q=sauce+made+from+bugs
For that sauce, good job corrupting the (what I assumed to be) uncorruptible, the HOLY Bolognese Sauce.
TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY.