9 Next up, Bill Gates wants to pay for Suboxone™ for the swans OUR HERO! (www.animalsaroundtheglobe.com) posted 1 year ago by RentFreeCrisisAct 1 year ago by RentFreeCrisisAct +10 / -1 Slovakian Swans Battle Drug Addiction Slovakian farmers are facing a highly unconventional problem - swans are invading their poppy fields and battle an opium addiction. 3 comments share 3 comments share save hide report block hide replies
They didn't inhale.
Local merchants were wondering why bands of swans were carrying five gallon cans of diesel into the woods but dismissed it as "a mental health issue."
"Dem swawansa fuckin.crazy, mang!" said one resident. "Turn camera off, I think I'm going to cry..."
There was no camera, though.
He began to cry. " We miss the innocent swawansa backa dennineties. These junk good swawa....." and he began to bawl....
I’ve always wondered what the addiction profile is of raw opium compared to all of its derivatives.
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