Braviy Soldierschenko was shot at by multiple russian snipers but the bullets collided in the air sparing him and he turned around killing them all with shots directly through their scopes! Than with his comrade Eagle Dronepilotchenko they crawled together in bare feet not eating or drinking for over a couple weeks before reaching a russian position where they killed the whole unit before escaping with a stray dogchenko that realizing they are Ukrainians led them through the secret cavechenko back to Kyiv where Zelenskyy personally awarded them their own private guns and hero of Ukraine status!

Honestly even fucking holocaust survivors crawling backwards out of the gas chambers is more realistic.