As a boy, I grew up in a secret bunker. I was trained in these trannish psychopathic gestures, and I can control peoples minds with my fingers. I once hypnotized a busload of adults, on the way to bingo, with my little finger. There is a trick that they don't want you to know. Look directly upwards at all times. Never look directly at one of us. Even while driving, you should stare at the sky.

Try way harder