We now know that the mansion stairs violently assaulted him as he was climbing them while drunk. Then Nancy put a MAGA cap on the bannister and identified it as an attack by a conservative. After that, Schumer said it was a reason to ban ownership of stairs. Thunberg caught wind of this and chimed in claiming stairs cause climate change and we need to replace them with firehouse poles. After that, Klaus Schwab proclaimed that in the future no one will own stairs but we will all eat crickets and shit rainbows.