Dis you?

Also, giving them money is only half the battle. Most countries would rather not have anything to do with the US, they just know that the consequences of saying no involve a random civil war springing up on their border or some kind of violent coup d'etat that will result in US dronestrikes against "extremist militias" (see obama's 90%).

You are delusional from the very beginning.

great strategic move that helps make and retain allies.

You absolutely can't buy an ally, just like you can't buy a friend.