Neighbor who'd once had the Biden / Harris 2020 sign on the lawn:
"Excuse me, do you have any milk. We're out of milk. I need to feed the baby before I take my kids to the drag queen story hour."
Me: "Gosh, no, sorry. I shot the cow this morning. Sorry. Also, there's like a curse of the pharoahs on the goat shed. 'He who enters this shed shall suffer scarab-ass for the rest of his life.' So no goat milk. Ever. "
Start by figuring out which half of the people in the lifeboat sunk the ship by voting for Biden , and toss them overboard...
excuse me good sir. we are creating a new society on an island and wondering who you voted for in the last election. biden? come this way please
its a door out to a cliff. lmao. or the escalator to nowhere in the simpsons xD
Neighbor who'd once had the Biden / Harris 2020 sign on the lawn: "Excuse me, do you have any milk. We're out of milk. I need to feed the baby before I take my kids to the drag queen story hour."
Me: "Gosh, no, sorry. I shot the cow this morning. Sorry. Also, there's like a curse of the pharoahs on the goat shed. 'He who enters this shed shall suffer scarab-ass for the rest of his life.' So no goat milk. Ever. "