Sure, click-bait title, but did you know they were selling this as part of the narrative?

How many magazines did the shooter have? Police found 58 total magazines at the crime scene – which included inside and outside the school and at the shooter's wrecked pickup truck nearby – and an additional two magazines at the shooter's home.

How many magazines were found in the school? Police found 11 magazines inside the school: Two in Room 112, six in Room 111 and three on the shooter's body.

How many magazines were found outside of the school? Police found 32 magazines outside of the school but on school property: One just outside of the school and 32 in his backpack, which he left outside.

How many magazines were found at the shooter's crashed pickup truck? Police found 15 magazines at the crash site. McCraw said Ramos began shooting at two men near a funeral home, shortly after getting out of the wrecked truck.

Magazines were flying off this guy like coins in a Super Mario side-scroller.

I had been picturing it as just on the edge of possibility that this kid straps on several chest rigs and loads up with 60 pounds of loaded magazines, like maybe he was preparing for some sort of running gun battle ending in a high-octane last stand.

Well, we got no last stand, no running gun battle, no gun battle, no shell casings, no bullet holes in walls, no spider-webbed glass, and a site soon to be scraped from existence.

I suppose we see that for the believers in this tale, it all somehow makes sense. They will make it make sense.

Thanks, WFAA, for the detailed account of this "event": By the numbers: How many rounds the Uvalde shooter fired, and how much police fired at him