Sort of a joke, but they officially kicked off covid when Tom Hanks for some reason decided he needed to tell the world he had it.
If another celebrity soon says they got monkey pox, you know it's the new "pandemic".
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Hanks: "My gramma told me, life is like a box of candy. Sometimes you get a choco full of monkeypox. So go out and get yourself vaxed because there's no chance at all you'll end up dead from foot long rubbery blood clots stopping your heart!"
[Hanks then bares his ass and gets buttftd by Fauci.]
right after sean penn
Is his stunt double up to it?
To sort of quote Donny Darko,
"How exactly do you GET monkey pox?"
'Cuz it looks a lot like the '80s and '90s HIV/AIDS rules are being broken.
To be more blunt: unprotected anal sex.
Tom Hanks is a goddamn communist.