Look, it's all a fucking show. I'll put it to you this way, their filming a movie. Although some of the scenes and quotes don't seem to match reality, the fact is in the future once this shit is all played out and only 500mil remain, their clips that we all call bullshit on actually become official history. After all, everyone that was here and knows what really happened will be dead.

Get it yet? Why the hell do you think Mr Pervert New York got a fucking Emmy?

Crazy theory eh? I'm not smart enough to take credit for it though. Nevertheless, kind of makes sense....