The devil once took human form and came to the world as a woman

The she devil trapped a man and offered him three choices to escape his captivity: Drink some liquor, fuck me or kill this boy

The man thinking he was choosing the least of three evils , chose to drink the liquor ,

Soon he thirsted for another glass, and another until he found his lust that he did not know he had , he slept with the she devil and in his anger killed the child.

AVOID INTOXICANTS

You'll get the best wine in heaven with no hangovers so see you boys at the real afterparty