In October 2021, the French independent investigative newsletter "Faits et Documents" (Facts and Documents), founded by the late Emmanuel Ratier, began a 5 issue investigation into the mysterious wife of current French President Emanuel Macron, Brigitte Macron; and her relationship with, and influence over, Emanuel.
For the first 4 issues (#497-#500), Xavier Poussard disentangles the true from the false in the "official" biographies of Macron and Brigitte. We discover that there are incredible gray areas, and that everything is blocked by the Elysee. The internet has been cleaned up, and much more. To the point that it is even very difficult to establish how many brothers and sisters Brigitte has.
The 5th issue (501), the last to appear, drops the song after setting the scene. According to sources, Brigitte's parents had 5 or 6 children. A fact as simple as that has been difficult to elucidate. There is a boy, Jean-Michel, who appears very rarely and of whom we know nothing. And for good reason, what F&D establishes, Brigitte and Jean-Michel are one! The child born in 1944 and named Jean-Michel became Brigitte a few years later.
For a summary of the investigation, see here:
https://communities.win/c/Conspiracies/p/140vMKyuEC/a-summary-of-the-brigitte-macron/c
I've uploaded the scanned pages of the print only newsletter "Faits & Documents", which comprise the entire Brigitte and Emanuel Macron investigation. I found 2 versions, low res black and white (French), and high res color (French).
I used OCR and Google Translate to make a text only, English version - the formatting and translation can be a bit dodgy in places, but on the whole I'd say it's about 80% readable. The translation has no images, so you'll have to refer back to the original French scans.
It's hosted on my internet archive library:
https://archive.org/details/facts-documents-501-translated-text-only
AFAIK this is the first translation to English available online. It's by no means professional though.
Wish they were subject to an investigation like this though. People can dismiss an occasional bulge and the drunken remarks of Joan Rivers, but a "controlled demolition", such as this investigation of the Macrons, would be nice for Mike and Barry too.