I saw you in Boston Pizza here in Calgary the other day, and, out of respect for your office and your family time (you were with your son) I did not bother you. Rest assured that I have not blamed the extreme heartburn I experienced after eating an entire Greek pizza and NOT walking across the table to accost you on a wide range of issues has in no way reflected poorly on that fine establishment. Have you tried their whole wheat crust, sir? It's epic. Please tell Mr. Stockwell Day. I suggest he look into their recipe for the hospital food issue.
I'll get directly to the point: I wish to inform you that, if you think you`re going to deliver Canadaians wholesale over to the prison industrial complex, or if you think you'll have no resistance turning my country over to Rupert Murdoch in exchange for power, you are sorely, sorely, SORELY mistaken.
I voted for you last time. OK, actually, that's a bald-faced lie, but I'm scraping the barrell and want you to believe you have something to lose by not doing things my way. If you do not make a public statement re: Fox News North, and otherwise distance yourself from the prisons issue between now and the next election, I assure you that I and everyone within earshot of me will NOT be voting Conservative.
Well, maybe that's not much of a threat, either, since I deliberately don't befriend anyone who's ever voted Conservative in their lives. Nonetheless, I do hope something, anything, somewhere in this letter has you shaking in your boots.
This one is beta as fuck. lol
Dear Mr. Harper,
I saw you in Boston Pizza here in Calgary the other day, and, out of respect for your office and your family time (you were with your son) I did not bother you. Rest assured that I have not blamed the extreme heartburn I experienced after eating an entire Greek pizza and NOT walking across the table to accost you on a wide range of issues has in no way reflected poorly on that fine establishment. Have you tried their whole wheat crust, sir? It's epic. Please tell Mr. Stockwell Day. I suggest he look into their recipe for the hospital food issue.
I'll get directly to the point: I wish to inform you that, if you think you`re going to deliver Canadaians wholesale over to the prison industrial complex, or if you think you'll have no resistance turning my country over to Rupert Murdoch in exchange for power, you are sorely, sorely, SORELY mistaken.
I voted for you last time. OK, actually, that's a bald-faced lie, but I'm scraping the barrell and want you to believe you have something to lose by not doing things my way. If you do not make a public statement re: Fox News North, and otherwise distance yourself from the prisons issue between now and the next election, I assure you that I and everyone within earshot of me will NOT be voting Conservative.
Well, maybe that's not much of a threat, either, since I deliberately don't befriend anyone who's ever voted Conservative in their lives. Nonetheless, I do hope something, anything, somewhere in this letter has you shaking in your boots.
With Respect, C5