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posted ago by cajun_fox_stew ago by cajun_fox_stew +15 / -2

I've got a mate who tells me he'll stop listening to this stupid b*tch singer Selena if I can prove she was in the illuminati. I told him, look mate, ALL celebrities are in the club. He said I'm feeding him a load of poppycock and wants me to give some "evidence", specifically for Selena. I googled around a bit, but everybody online seems to think she was killed by the illuminati instead of actually being in the illuminati. If anyone knows anything about this stupid floozy, and can help me shove some sense into my mate's thick skull, that'd be great. Thanks fellas.