I'm churning out viruses as I type this. I ooze and excrete them as I churn them out of my cells which are essentially factories of death. Viruses issue forth from me, each one deadlier than the last. Give me a harmless and innocent little virus and from me it will diverge and become certain death for untold multitudes of innocent people who were standing in line to get vaccinated heroiclly and intelligently doing their part to save humanity until I came along and and foiled their plans with my deadly variants.