Literally nobody ever said children were in throw pillows, that's you making up a straw man argument in an attempt to discredit the theory through ridicule.
What people were saying was that certain items for sale on wayfair.com were called things that sounded suspiciously like people names and didn't relate to the product at all, while at the same time said product was ridiculously overpriced, like $30,000 for a filing cabinet or pillow.
The theory was not that children were inside the items, rather that you could order some ridiculously overpriced garbage and receive a child instead.
Literally nobody ever said children were in throw pillows, that's you making up a straw man argument in an attempt to discredit the theory through ridicule.
What people were saying was that certain items for sale on wayfair.com were called things that sounded suspiciously like people names and didn't relate to the product at all, while at the same time said product was ridiculously overpriced, like $30,000 for a filing cabinet or pillow.
The theory was not that children were inside the items, rather that you could order some ridiculously overpriced garbage and receive a child instead.
Whatever happened with that?