As most of you know, most of "official" history is a lie. We have been subverted and fed false information since the days of the Roman Empire. What you are about to read is my interpretation of our past, based on extensive research and discernment. Hopefully, I can educate some of you, and welcome constructive criticism and questions! I will NOT humor trolls or pompous faggots that respond with some form of "AcKtYuAlLy".

Following the Great Deluge and the Epic of Gilgamesh, Canaan was home to some of the earliest human civilizations. It was first inhabited by Sumerians, who primarily worshipped a deity called El ("El" also became a title for all future Canaan supreme dieties). This was actually Enki, an Anunnaki king who took a liking to humanity. His subjects prayed to he and his large family for boons, like rain water and fertility. El/Enki is who we now refer to as "God". He was responsible for flooding the earth, which wiped out countless civilizations, including Atlantis. There appears to be a link between the Anunnaki and weather manipulation.

As centuries passed, the Sumerians gradually migrated out of Canaan, leaving it to a tribal people from Phoenicia. It's unclear where Enki went (space/Heaven?), but the Phoenicians worshipped his brother, Enlil, more commonly known as Baal. Unlike El, Baal viewed humanity as critically-flawed vermin, and preferred using it for slave labor. He offered the same boons as El, but demanded animal and child sacrifices in return (Baal is asshoe). Pedophilia became an epidemic among his followers, as a biproduct of them viewing children as mere "offerings". This death cult is Biblically known as the Tribe of Dan.

Both the Phoenicians and Sumerians coexisted together in various locations across the Middle-East. They didn't clash often, since both tribes followed the Anunnaki, and prayed for the same boons. They eventually branched out to Mesopotamia, establishing Babylon as their Capitol. There, Baal became Moloch, and his depiction changed from a humanoid to an owl (look up Bohemian Grove). Similarly, El was changed to Yahweh. The Babylonians were what we now refer to as Hebrews (originally called Hyksos). The story of Abraham and Isaac is directly linked to Baalism. In the original story, Abraham actually sacrifices his son. It was altered after the fall of Babylon, and the rise of Judaism. Mesopotamia was also the birthplace of banking ("Money Magick").

On a quest for expansion, the Hebrews attempted to invade Egypt. Here, a ton of wild shit happened, including: the Plagues of Egypt, the eruption of Mount Thera, the Tempest Stele, and the Tablets of the Law ("I am that I am." - El/Yahweh/Jehova/God). A long-forgotten aspect of Abrahamic (Sumerian) faiths is that God actually has a female polarity, Shekhina. This is what Christians know as the "Holy Spirit", and is responsible for sending the Tablets of the Law to Mount Sinai (Great Pyramid). She is a maternal cosmic entity that embodies God's presence on Earth. Following the 10 Commandments energizes her, resulting in the spread of peace and harmony (high quantum frequencies). After numerous battles, the Hebrews failed to take Egypt, and Pharaoh Ahmose I expelled them. This was what we now refer to as Exodus. The Hebrews were actually the aggressors. The story of Moses is most likely based on the accounts of Babylonian prisoners.

Abrahamites will be pleased to know that Genesis (Sumerian story of creation) remains mostly unaltered, with the only notable differences being that God was (in ORIGINAL Hebrew) described as being both male and female (Enki and Shekhina?), and the names Adam and Eve were retroactively added.

Egypt used to be the Japan of the world, technology-wise. Cosmology and numerology were central to Egyptian culture. It's where most famous planetary dieties originated, like: Saturn, Jupiter, Venus, etc... For instance, Saturn and Venus represent Lucifer. This was really the origin of the Occult, which inspired the famous Egyptian gods and goddesses, like Horus and Anubis. A few centuries following Exodus, Pharaoh Tutmosis IV discovered the Sphinx Stele tablet, which described Western monotheism in detail (I don't know where in the cinnamon toast fuck it came from). CLEARLY, some bizarre shit happened in Egypt, and I really can't think of any explanation besides alien intervention. As with many preceeding civilizations, aspects of Egyptian culture lived on within the Roman Empire, following the migration of Karnak Priests (Priests of Amun).

After finally getting their shit together, the Babylonians rallied behind King Solomon (AKA King David), a devout worshipper of Yahweh/Jehova. Under his leadership, they raided countless Egyptian tombs in the "Valley of Kings", accruing more wealth than any human civilization in history. Israel was the end result of Solomon's journey. Polytheism was eventually outlawed, and all deities apart from Jehova were deemed as inherently evil. This marked the birth of Judaism. As one could imagine, it didn't go over well with "traditionalists"... Queen Sheba corrupted King Solomon, leading to Babylonian occupation of Jerusalem, the perversion of Judaism, and ultimately his death. Ezra's Torah was written in the following centuries, while Jews were in Babylonian captivity. It's unclear how much of it is an actual documentation of history, rather than an embezzlement of King Solomon's achievements. The "Promised Land" was fractured long ago.

During the Second Temple Period of Judea, Baalists masqueraded as devout Jews, even joining the battle between the Pharisees and the Saducess (Hellenized Judaism). Much to their dismay, the cultural clashes culminated in the destruction of Carthage, the Capitol of Phoenicia (Baalist homeland). In the end it worked out for them though, since Baalist "refugees" poured into surrounding regions, infecting countless societies. They strategically claimed positions of authority in Synagogues and politics. Once they thoroughly infected the Rabbonic Priesthood, they used the threat of the growing Roman Empire to subvert their people through oral Talmudic teachings (ethnic nepotism), weaponizing them against outsiders. This is Biblically known as "The Synagogue of Satan".

As time went on, Rome began expanding at an incredible pace. The Romans set up proxy governments all over Europe and the Middle-East, extorting foreign citizens everywhere. Strangely though, the polytheistic Roman Empire (religion adopted through Hellenization) was highly tolerant of other cultures, often integrating foreign deities into its official faith. Note that Romans were also warriors, so death and bloodshed were commonplace to them. The Colosseum was literally a stadium where they watched criminals get brutally killed for entertainment. Needless to say, Baalists were in Heaven. Among the many faiths in ancient Rome was Saturnalia. This was practiced by the Cult of Saturn (orgies and human sacrifices), which worshipped "Venus's Bloodline" (lineage of Julius Ceasar and Cleopatra VII). Their god was Lucifer, as they believed he came from Venus, and planted the seeds of life on Earth. The Pharaohs of Egypt (originally ancient Celts) were thought to be descended from the original humans. The fact that Julius Ceasar (leader of Rome) got into Cleopatra's pants was quite the achievement, in their eyes. An important side-note is that Ceasar had his armies torch the Egyptian Library of Alexandria, which is rumored to have held tons of forgotten knowledge.

During this same period, "Jesus of Nazareth" was born. I'm sure we ALL know the story, but there is an EXTREMELY controversial detail that history points to... Jesus allegedly never proclaimed himself to be the son of God. Realize that the Bible has been altered COUNTLESS times to fit the goals of despots. Jesus might have even been inspired by Apollonius of Tyana, a Gnostic philosopher with a very similar story. He still spread the word of God across the Roman Empire, but was just a man. Jesus wasn't actually declared the the son of God until 325 A.D., at the Council of Nicaea.

Eventually, the Baalists (and other Pagans in the Roman Empire) merged with the Cult of Saturn, and together devised an insidious plot for world domination. This was the birth of the Cabal and the New World Order agenda. Once Rome fell to the Praetorian Guard, the cult took over and attempted to enslave the population FOUR separate times! Each time, they used monotheism as a catalyst, along with a totalitarian central banking system, forcing people to swear allegiance to one god (them). The population rejected their bullshit the first three times, but took a liking to Christianity. The Luciferians had the Vatican built (Pagan fortress) to act as a base of operations. Did you ever wonder where in the flying fuck Popes come from?? They were never a part of Abrahamic faiths before the Vatican was established. It's almost as if they declared themselves rulers, and had all dissenters mercilessly slaughtered. Oh, and "Holy Communion"? Based on a cannibalistic ritual...

The Vatican created Islam, using Zoroastrianism as a base, to justify imperialism, and the eradication of "infidels". Enter the Crusades... The Vatican's army, the Knights Templar, put nearly all of Europe under the boot of the Holy Roman Empire ("The Holy See"). In the Dark Ages, they worked tirelessly to undermine sovereign nations, using their "CIA", the Jesuits, and establishing the Papal States (territory ruled by 13 ancient bloodlines AKA Black Nobility). The Templars eventually founded Switzerland, and then expanded outward. Their true function was assisting the Papal bloodlines in building a malevolent banking apparatus across Europe. The banking Capitol moved from Florence, Italy, to Hamburg, Germany, and then to Amsterdam, Netherlands. As time went on, Paganism and nature-worship became popularized. Some of the Templars themselves converted, and practiced Hermeticism (Occult philosophy and Black Magick). It's believed that these rogue Templars worshipped Baphomet ("As above, so below.").

In light of the Vatican's rapid expansion, the famous Silk Road enabled new trade routes between Asia and Europe, leading to the rise of the Khazars. The Khazars started out as a relatively innocent Turkic tribe, based in the Eurasia Steppe. They acted as ambassadors between Asia and Europe, and dealt heavily with Radhanites (Jewish merchants). What's fascinating is that the Khazarian ruling class, based in their Capitol, Atil, consisted of Caucasians, which really drives home their geographical significance. In the sixth century, Khazarian Princess Tzitzak (or "Irene") actually married Constantine V, of the Byzantine Empire, putting her people under Roman jurisdiction. Decades later, under Kings Bulan and Obadiah, the Khazars were infiltrated by Jesuits, who forced them to convert to Judaism (not sure why Christianity wasn't chosen). Following turmoil between the Jewish and traditionalist Khazars, the City of Atil collapsed, the Khazars dispersed into Europe. Like the Templars, many Khazars became Pagans, and practiced Black Magick (Kabbalah), which involved summoning demons (aliens?), ritual sodomy (ffs...), necromancy, and other incantations. Pagans often questioned the illusionary nature of reality (perception?), and what is actually tangible.

As centuries passed, the Vatican got more and more egregious on its quest for world domination, ordaining that the Pope had authority over all souls on Earth (Unam Sanctam). King Philip IV of France got fed up with the Vatican's bullshit, declaring them heretics (BASED), and ordering the extermination of the Jesuits and Templars. This became known as the Friday the 13th Massacre. His armies actually managed to defeat the Templars, and even assassinated the Pope! This bloody purge culminated in the fall of Acre, where Jacques of Molay, the last Grand Master of the Knight's Templar, was burned alive. The remaining Templars went into hiding. Similarly, the Jesuits exiled themselves...but preserved their insidious agenda.

Unfortunately, the era of freedom from Luciferian oppression was short-lived. The Vatican regained its footing, and managed to subvert Europe once again; this time through the British Empire. The Dutch King William III invaded Great Britain, and established the Bank of England, based in London (new banking Capitol). There was quite a struggle between the Vatican's agents and the Crown, resulting in the Protestant Reformation. In 1717, descendents of the Templars formed the Freemasons, a prestigious organization of stone-workers. As the British Empire rapidly expanded, Jesuits managed to hijack the Royal Family. The Rothschild Dynasty rose to the top of their latest banking empire, and ended up essentially owning the entire City of London (the Battle of Waterloo AKA utter corruption and insider trading). Through them, the Papal bloodlines reorganized their resources, systematically infecting various nations with their banking empire (later represented by the Bilderbergs). They even went on to establish the United Kingdom, pulling other valuable Europe regions into the fray.

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