Everyone talks about "big oil" and "big pharma" but what about "big bath" ? I submit that there is a conspiracy by big bath to make the default bathtub shape as uncomfortable as possible that people actually leave their houses and go to work in the mornings.
Only the rich are allowed to take baths in comfort while the lessors get sore and get to work. This is unacceptable.
Ever rent a non penthouse apartment? Shitty bathtub.
Penthouse? Nice bathtub.
We must fight back against these atrocities committed by big bath.
Ahh come on just trying to lighten the mood.