Yea, I was gonna say "All I have is a computer and a RETARDED 'smart' phone" but then I was like "Well the computer is a fucking computer and the phone, as cheap as it is, is still a mini computer". That's not to mention my tech geek roommate and my other asshole roommate that thinks these items are status symbols and so has all the "smart" shit he can get because he thinks it makes him smart or something. There's no getting away from the surveillance in most of America.