probs not suicide

Wait, what?? This is so sad. Need to find some links to verify

Snopes says this is not true.

Snopes would not lie.

Wouldn't put it past Crying Cuck Schumer

i'd love for it to be real, but sadly was satire in 2017 from what i can find.

His daughters were born in the 80's so this seems unlikely, unless he had another one much earlier on?

Jew