Vive la REEEEEsistance, comraden

My pronoun is "IT"

I wear makeup and a wig

I dress up in "different" clothing

I want to perform for your children

What am I?

It's too late. We don't have time to think. If you don't change your diet to 100% bug, I personally will splatter a famous museum painting that nobody cares about with pea soup! BIGOT.

Radical leftwing russophobia is terrorism and racism. This must stop. Defeat terrorists and racists by voting red in-person on election day November 8th. Vote harder than you've ever voted and bring your friends too. MAGA out.

I support the current thing to receive attention, clicks, likes, follows, ad revenue, support, thumbs up, approval, money, head nods, etc. I will accept these as forms of payment. Now bend the knee. I am morally God-like therefore give me acknowledgement or offerings now. I support the current grift.