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Reason: None provided.

That's bugged me since the beginning.

"Hey doc, I'm kinda small and wimpy for a dude, and no matter how much I work out, I just don't seem to get a more masculine physique. Can I get some juice to fill out my shoulders and make me look more masculine?"

"Absolutely not. Unethical."

vs.

"Hey doc, I feel like I look a little too masculine, and no matter how much makeup I put on, I just don't seem to look feminine enough. Can you turn my penis inside out, give me tons of drugs, and do massive facial/body reconstruction to make me appear more feminine?"

"Why weren't you here sooner!? Right this way - don't worry, we'll get the taxpayers to fund it."

Upside down.

65 days ago
2 score
Reason: Original

That's bugged me since the beginning.

"Hey doc, I'm kinda small and wimpy for a dude, and no matter how much I work out, I just don't seem to get a more masculine physique. Can I get some juice to fill out my shoulders and make me more masculine?"

"Absolutely not. Unethical."

vs.

"Hey doc, I feel like I look a little too masculine, and no matter how much makeup I put on, I just don't seem to look feminine enough. Can you turn my penis inside out, give me tons of drugs, and do massive facial/body reconstruction to make me appear more feminine?"

"Why weren't you here sooner!? Right this way - don't worry, we'll get the taxpayers to fund it."

Upside down.

66 days ago
1 score