Food for Thought

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Post

Does anybody have an explanation for why I'm able to see boats 31 miles from the shore when they should be over 500 feet below the horizon?

Response

Get the fuck outta here you paid government shill! You were sent here to make us look like idiots!

Meanwhile

Inter-dimensional aliens crashed into Miami because they used earth satellite GPS, which only works on the surface of the Earth, and they got the numbers backwards (d'oh!), naturally resulting in 10 foot tall beings, which were not able to be videotaped, walking around Miami, during a riot...

Response

Seems legit - let's look into this!

Food for Thought

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Post

Does anybody have an explanation for why I'm able to see boats 31 miles from the shore when they should be over 500 feet below the horizon?

Response

Get the fuck outta here you paid government shill! You were sent here to make us look like idiots!

Meanwhile

Inter-dimensional aliens crashed into Miami because they used earth satellite GPS, which only works on the surface of the Earth, and they got the numbers backwards (d'oh!), naturally resulting in 10 foot tall beings, which were not able to be videotaped, walking around Miami...

Response

Seems legit - let's look into this!

Food for Thought

Post:

Does anybody have an explanation for why I'm able to see boats 31 miles from the shore when they should be over 500 feet below the horizon?

Response:

Get the fuck outta here you paid government shill! You were sent here to make us look like idiots!

Meanwhile:

Aliens crashed into Miami because they used earth satellite GPS, which only works on the surface of the Earth, and they got the numbers backwards (d'oh!), naturally resulting in 10 foot tall beings, which were not able to be videotaped, walking around Miami...

Response:

Seems legit - let's look into this!