Get it? Nixin' fat ass? Haha!

Why isn't anyone asking what NON-investors want? I'd like them to work on cyanide pills juuuuuuust big enough to kill every single one of their executives and maybe some of their toddler-fucker sympathizers and suppliers.

Fuck obesity, just EXERCISE FATTY! 🤣😂

I'm kidding, but seriously though. Just walk a mile a day and say bye bye to "obesity" before you know it. Unlike some stupid speed or speed analog with a dash of mRNA in it for "safety reasonz," when you exercise, YOU LOSE IT HEALTHILY AND IT REMAINS OFF. You know, statistically anyway.

But NOOOOOOOOOO we need Pfucker to save us yet again.

Next up, the National Obesidemic Sweets Lockdown. Buy your Twinkies now, they bout to be....

CONTRABAND

Get it? Nixin' fat ass?

Why isn't anyone asking what NON-investors want? I'd like them to work on cyanide pills juuuuuuust big enough to kill every single one of their executives and maybe some of their toddler-fucker sympathizers and suppliers.

Fuck obesity, just EXERCISE FATTY! 🤣😂

I'm kidding, but seriously though. Just walk a mile a day and say bye bye to "obesity" before you know it. Unlike some stupid speed or speed analog with a dash of mRNA in it for "safety reasonz," when you exercise, YOU LOSE IT HEALTHILY AND IT REMAINS OFF. You know, statistically anyway.

But NOOOOOOOOOO we need Pfucker to save us yet again.

Next up, the National Obesidemic Sweets Lockdown. Buy your Twinkies now, they bout to be....

CONTRABAND

Why isn't anyone asking what NON-investors want? I'd like them to work on cyanide pills juuuuuuust big enough to kill every single one of their executives and maybe some of their toddler-fucker sympathizers and suppliers.

Fuck obesity, just EXERCISE FATTY! 🤣😂

I'm kidding, but seriously though. Just walk a mile a day and say bye bye to "obesity" before you know it. Unlike some stupid speed or speed analog with a dash of mRNA in it for "safety reasonz," when you exercise, YOU LOSE IT HEALTHILY AND IT REMAINS OFF. You know, statistically anyway.

But NOOOOOOOOOO we need Pfucker to save us yet again.

Next up, the National Obesidemic Sweets Lockdown. Buy your Twinkies now, they bout to be....

CONTRABAND

Why isn't anyone asking what NON-investors want? I'd like them to work on cyanide pills juuuuuuust big enough to kill every single one of their executives and maybe some of their toddler-fucker sympathizers and suppliers.

Fuck obesity, just EXERCISE FATTY! 🤣😂

I'm kidding, but seriously though. Just walk a mile a day and say bye bye to "obesity" before you know it. Unlike some stupid speed or speed analog with a dash of mRNA in it for "safety reasonz," when you exercise, YOU LOSE IT HEALTHILY AND IT REMAINS OFF. You know, statistically anyway.

But NOOOOOOOOOO we need Pfucker to save us yet again. Next up, the National Obesidemic Sweets Lockdown. Buy your Twinkies now, they bout to be....

CONTRABAND

Why isn't anyone asking what NON-investors want? I'd like you to work on cyanide pills juuuuuuust big enough to be enough to kill every single one of the executives and maybe some of their toddler-fucker sympathizers and suppliers.

Fuck obesity, just EXERCISE FATTY! 🤣😂

I'm kidding, but seriously though. Just walk a mile a day and say bye bye to "obesity" before you know it. Unlike some stupid speed or speed analog with a dash of mRNA in it for "safety reasonz," when you exercise, YOU LOSE IT HEALTHILY AND IT REMAINS OFF. You know, statistically anyway.

But NOOOOOOOOOO we need Pfucker to save us yet again. Next up, the National Obesidemic Sweets Lockdown. Buy your Twinkies now, they bout to be....

CONTRABAND

Why isn't anyone asking what NON-investors want? I'd like you to work on cyanide pills juuuuuuust big enough to be enough to kill every single one of the executives and maybe some of their toddler-fucker sympathizers and suppliers. Fuck obesity, just EXERCISE FATTY! 🤣😂

I'm kidding, but seriously though. Just walk a mile a day and say bye bye to "obesity" before you know it. Unlike some stupid speed or speed analog with a dash of mRNA in it for "safety reasonz," when you exercise, YOU LOSE IT HEALTHILY AND IT REMAINS OFF. You know, statistically anyway.