My previous phone is so old, it was made when DJs used wax cylinders. It's so old it has voice mail saying "Mr. Watson, come here, I want you." So old it gets spam calls offering extended warranties on buggy whips.

My old phone is so old, it's from the era where DJs used wax cylinders. It's so old it has voice mail saying "Mr. Watson, come here, I want you." So old it gets spam calls offering extended warranties on buggy whips.

My old phone is so old, it came from the era where DJs used wax cylinders. It's so old it has voice mail saying "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you." So old it gets spam calls offering warranties on buggy whips. It gets no respect, no respect at all!