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Ever heard of a little town called "Wutang" uh I mean "Wuhan?"

Yeah, me either until it was CONVENIENT FOR ME TO HEAR ABOUT IT FOR THEM. Get it?

Within this next month, they will definitely come out with a new malaria vaccine. Mark my words.

And people will shoot that shit into their asses like it's going out of style.

"We are trying to FIGHT DISEASES NOT SPREAD IT! How were we to know that the mosquitos would give you malaria, not immunity? Sure that's what it did to all of the other mammals we gave it to, but are we like ALL OF THE OTHER MAMMALS? Mea culpa, Texas and Florida!"

325 days ago
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Ever heard of a little town called "Wutang" uh I mean "Wuhan?"

Yeah, me either until it was CONVENIENT FOR ME TO HEAR ABOUT IT FOR THEM. Get it?

Within this next month, they will definitely come out with a new malaria vaccine. Mark my words.

And people will shoot that shit into their asses like it's going out of style.

"We are trying to FIGHT DISEASES NOT CURE IT! How were we to know that the mosquitos would give you malaria, not immunity? Sure that's what it did to all of the other mammals we gave it to, but are we like ALL OF THE OTHER MAMMALS? Mea culpa, Texas and Florida!"

325 days ago
1 score