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I remember being served chicken with bones when I was in elementary school, but never in high school… hmmm… does sound like a legal thing. Us Americans sue over everything. My guess is the retarded and autistic kids raised on “tendies” broke their teeth and choked and sued the shit out of them at some point. Injury lawyers are a real problem here and I think it had a large part to contribute to US workplace covid policy.

Every company CEO could hear in their heads the ambulance chasing injury lawyer—- putting each of their employee’s family one-by-one on the witness stand: “Da BOSS MADE DaddY go To the OfFice ta WOrK during an AKSHooul PANdEmiC and now HEEEE’s DEaaAd!!”

1 year ago
2 score
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I remember being served chicken with bones when I was in elementary school, but never in high school… hmmm… does sound like a legal thing. Us Americans sue over everything. My guess is the retarded and autistic kids raised on “tendies” broke their teeth and choked and sued the shit out of them at some point. Injury lawyers are a real problem here and I think it had a large part to contribute to US workplace covid policy.

Every company CEO could hear in their heads the ambulance chasing injury lawyer—- putting each of their employee’s family one-by-one on the witness stand: “MUH BOSS MADE DaddY go To the OfFice ta WOrK during an AKSHooul PANdEmiC and now HEEEE’s DEaaAd!!”

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

I remember being served chicken with bones when I was in elementary school, but never in high school… hmmm… does sound like a legal thing. Us Americans sue over everything. My guess is the retarded and autistic kids raised on “tendies” broke their teeth and choked and sued the shit out of them at some point. Injury lawyers are a real problem here and I think it had a large part to contribute to US workplace covid policy.

Every company could hear the ambulance chasing injury lawyer put each of their employee’s family one-by-one on the witness stand: “MUH BOSS MADE DaddY go To the OfFice ta WOrK during an AKSHooul PANdEmiC and now HEEEE’s DEaaAd!!”

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: Original

I remember being served chicken with bones when I was in elementary school, but never in high school… hmmm… does sound like a legal thing. Us Americans sue over everything. My guess is the retarded and autistic kids raised on “tendies” broke their teeth and choked and sued the shit out of them at some point.

1 year ago
1 score