It's true. Like Jesus, Earth got fat. It's time we all accept these two truths.The Vatican is hiding a painting by da Vinci of The Crucifixion and there are kickers on the cross because he was so portly. Dali tried to tell you with those stilts holding up the crosses in his paintings, but ill bet you were all too OBTUSE to get the message. /s

It's true. Like Jesus, Earth got fat. It's time we all accept these two truths.