Why yes, national security and all that - Mickey is actually a secret agent, Donald Duck pretends to be a stupid duck but in reality he is a rocket scientist who works on missiles deep below Disneyland. The Matterhorn disguises a nuclear first-strike capability able to take out Bejing and Moscow. Because of all that, Disney needs an intelligence service. Also they have a satellite that tracks counterfeit Disney merchandise around the globe. The Disney elite strike team, the Mouseketeers, eats Seals and Rangers for breakfast and is feared around the world for its ruthless efficiency. Them boys don't fuck around.

Why yes, national security and all that - Mickey is actually a secret agent, Donald Duck pretends to be a stupid duck but in reality he is a rocket scientist who works on missiles deep below Disneyland. The Matterhorn disguises a nuclear first-strike capability able to take out Bejing and Moscow. Because of all that, Disney needs an intelligence service. Also they have a satellite that tracks counterfeit Disney merchandise around the globe. The Disney elite strike team, the Mouseketeers, eats Seals and Rangers for breakfast and is feared around the world for its ruthless efficiency.