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Yawn. Why do they shit in the woods? Why do UFOs come all the way to Earth to shit in the woods? Every time somebody sees a UFO it's shitting in the woods. No, but what else are they doing? Nothing. They're just flying about, and shitting in the woods. You'd think they'd have shit to do. No. It's shit in woods, and scare dumb people. The highlight of an advance civilization. Scaring dumb people by shitting in the woods.

If they're here we're infiltrated, yep aliens are everywhere, because they have nothing else to do. Nothing at home anyway, it's migrate and colonise. By shitting in the woods. Every single time. What is UFO doing. Shitting there.

1 year ago
3 score
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Yawn. Why do they shit in the woods? Why do UFOs come all the way to Earth to shit in the woods? Every time somebody sees a UFO it's shitting in the woods. No, but what else are they doing? Nothing. They're just flying about, and shitting in the woods. You'd think they'd have shit to do. No. It's shit in woods, and scare dumb people. The highlight of an advance civilization. Scarring dumb people by shitting in the woods.

If they're here we're infiltrated, yep aliens are everywhere, because they have nothing else to do. Nothing at home anyway, it's migrate and colonise. By shitting in the woods. Every single time. What is UFO doing. Shitting there.

1 year ago
1 score