Heaven may not be all it's cracked up to be. No doubt killing will be banned, and there will no hamburgers unless they're soy plant made. And Jack Daniels may be there but his rye isn't. On Earth there will be barbeque but it'll all be long pig. At least there will be Trinity brand ice cream made from heavenly cow milk and cherub toenail clippings.

Heaven may not be all it's cracked up to be. No doubt killing will be banned, there will no hamburgers unless they're soy plant made. And Jack Daniels may be there but his rye isn't.