A half century old - now I really feel like a grandfather. Say, did I tell you about the time Richard Nixon and I smoked dope together? No wait. That must have been a dream like the one where I banged Marilyn Monroe while wearing a Kennedy mask. Then a driver shot me.

A half century old - now I really feel like a grandfather. Say, did I tell you about the time Richard Nixon and I smoked dope together? No wait. That must have been a dream like the one where I banged Marilyn Monroe while wearing a Kennedy mask.

A half century old - now I really feel like a grandfather.