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You'll whine about it on social media and vandalize gas stations, scream at local retail workers, maybe do a couple of ineffectual protests or "rallies" for your favorite political talking head. After all, when you got your voting rights removed from you, that's all you did for the past two years. It took the freakin' Canadians to start a meaningful protest, so that you may copy their homework. Only it's so lame, even the non-mainstream media won't bother to cover it. And the virtually disarmed populace of Eastern Europe and West Asia has shown more of a backbone lately than Yanks ever will.

As for your children, the particular scenario will probably go like this: Mandatory social justice classes in schools, expanded boarding services, first for "disadvantaged" families, then gradually for the whole school-age population. A ban on diplomas for homeschooling, meaning if you decided to keep your kids safe and locked up, the only job they'll ever have afterward will be as janitors. Which will practically die off when they're replaced wholesale by the next Roomba model.

And since all this will happen without direct violence, it won't trigger your obsolete minuteman fantasy about defending yourself with your overpriced sporting rifle, from your homemade bunker. You'll whine and wail, and then you'll get bored and go watch the teevee as usual, where the few remaining pundits will rain verbal fire and brimstone on the government... from a station that's one of its major donors. The End.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

You'll whine about it on social media and vandalize gas stations, scream at local retail workers, maybe do a couple of ineffectual protests or "rallies" for your favorite political talking head. After all, when you got your voting rights removed from you, that's all you did for the past two years. It took the freakin' Canadians to start a meaningful protest, so that you may copy their homework. Only it's so lame, even the non-mainstream media won't bother to cover it. And the virtually disarmed populace of Eastern Europe and West Asia has shown more of a backbone lately than Yanks ever will.

As for your children, the particular scenario will probably go like this: Mandatory social justice classes in schools, expanded boarding services, first for "disadvantaged" families, then gradually for the whole school-age population. A ban on diplomas for homeschooling, meaning if you decided to keep your kids safe and locked up, the only job they'll ever have afterward will be as janitors. Which will practically die off when they're replaced wholesale by the next Roomba model.

And since all this will happen without direct violence, it won't trigger your obsolete minuteman fantasy about defending yourself with your overpriced sporting rifle, from your homemade bunker. You'll whine and wail, and then you'll get bored and go watch the teevee as usual, where the few remaining pundits will rain verbal fire and brimstone on the government... from a station that's one of it's major donors. The End.

2 years ago
1 score