We have the best news, believe me. Incredible news. It's a great read, a bit scary what those horrible people, the lizard people are doing. It's 95% true, but hey you can't have everything, we not in fantasy land this is real life. Am I right? You know I am.

We have the best news, believe me. Incredible news. But its a great read, a bit scary, and it's 95% true.