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I admire your thinking out of the box, bro. But...only approved vaccines will satisfy the mandate. And you're not getting an approval without testing. How much testing? If I remember right:

You'll have to run animals trials, Stage 1, Stage 2 and Stage 3 trials (that's a lot of people). And I believe you may have to insure the participants (not sure if that's a legal requirement). Stage 3 trials are not necessary to be completed though thanks to "pandemic" status of COVID. Then the FDA will take it's own sweet time to "validate" the data before approval.

You remember that the FDA quoted it will take 55 years to release all the data at 500 pages a month? That's the kind of scale we're talking about submitting to the FDA. And despite warp speed level development, it still took a year or so to get the vaccines approved. By which time, it'll probably be over.

It is costly. Very costly (at least for an average citizen).

But all this won't matter because you aren't a registered virology lab to be working with such "dangerous" specimens as COVID. Nobody will give you the viral sample. The only kind of vaccine you can make without needing a viral sample is.... an mRNA vaccine (they made that one in a day). Hehehe.

PS: You aren't gonna win by complying with the mandate (making your own vaccine is still complying with the mandate). If you wish to go that route, you'll have far more luck finding a nurse that you can bribe and she'll spill your dose on the floor (like you're Anthony Hopkins).

2 years ago
2 score
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I admire your thinking out of the box, bro. But...only approved vaccines will satisfy the mandate. And you're not getting an approval without testing. How much testing? If I remember right:

You'll have to run animals trials, Stage 1, Stage 2 and Stage 3 trials (that's a lot of people). And I believe you may have to insure the participants (not sure if that's a legal requirement). Stage 3 trials are not necessary to be completed though thanks to "pandemic" status of COVID. Then the FDA will take it's own sweet time to "validate" the data before approval.

You remember that the FDA quoted it will take 55 years to release all the data at 500 pages a month? That's the kind of scale we're talking about submitting to the FDA. And despite warp speed level development, it still took a year or so to get the vaccines approved. By which time, it'll probably be over.

It is costly. Very costly (at least for an average citizen).

But all this won't matter because you aren't a registered virology lab to be working with such "dangerous" specimens as COVID. Nobody will give you the viral sample. The only kind of vaccine you can make without needing a viral sample is.... an mRNA vaccine (they made that one in a day). Hehehe.

PS: You aren't gonna win by complying with the mandate (making your own vaccine is still complying with the mandate). If you wish to go that route, you'll have far more luck finding a nurse that you can bribe and she'll spill your dose on the floor (like you're Anthony Hopkins).

2 years ago
2 score
Reason: None provided.

I admire your thinking out of the box, bro. But...only approved vaccines will satisfy the mandate. And you're not getting an approval without testing. How much testing? If I remember right:

You'll have to run animals trials, Stage 1, Stage 2 and Stage 3 trials (that's a lot of people). And I believe you may have to insure the participants (not sure if that's a legal requirement). Stage 3 trials are not necessary to be completed though thanks to "pandemic" status of COVID. Then the FDA will take it's own sweet time to "validate" the data before approval.

You remember that the FDA quoted it will take 55 years to release all the data at 500 pages a month? That's the kind of scale we're talking about submitting to the FDA. And despite warp speed level development, it still took a year or so to get the vaccines approved. By which time, it'll probably be over.

It is costly. Very costly (at least for an average citizen).

But all this won't matter because you aren't a registered virology lab to be working with such "dangerous" specimens as COVID. Nobody will give you the viral sample. The only kind of vaccine you can make without needing a viral sample is.... an mRNA vaccine (they made that one in a day). Hehehe.

PS: You aren't gonna win by complying with the mandate (making your own vaccine is still complying with the mandate). If you wish to go that route, you'll have far more luck finding a nurse that you can bribe and she'll spill your dose on the floor (like you're Anthony Hopkins).

2 years ago
2 score
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I admire your thinking out of the box, bro. But...

It is costly. Very costly (at least for an average citizen). This isn't entirely accurate I'm sure, but from my hazy memory of the vaccine development news articles:

You'll have to run animals trials, Stage 1, Stage 2 and Stage 3 trials (that's a lot of people). And I believe you may have to insure the participants (not sure if that's a legal requirement). Stage 3 trials are not necessary to be completed though thanks to "pandemic" status of COVID. Then the FDA will take it's own sweet time to "validate" the data before approval.

You remember that the FDA quoted it will take 55 years to release all the data at 500 pages a month? That's the kind of scale we're talking about submitting to the FDA. And despite warp speed level development, it still took a year or so to get the vaccines approved. By which time, it'll probably be over.

But all this won't matter because you aren't a registered virology lab to be working with such "dangerous" specimens as COVID. Nobody will give you the viral sample. The only kind of vaccine you can make without needing a viral sample is.... an mRNA vaccine (they made that one in a day). Hehehe.

PS: You aren't gonna win by complying with the mandate (making your own vaccine is still complying with the mandate). If you wish to go that route, you'll have far more luck finding a nurse that you can bribe and she'll spill your dose on the floor (like you're Anthony Hopkins).

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

I admire your thinking out of the box, bro. But...

It is costly. Very costly (at least for an average citizen). This is entirely accurate I'm sure, but from my hazy memory of the vaccine development news articles:

You'll have to run animals trials, Stage 1, Stage 2 and Stage 3 trials (that's a lot of people). And I believe you may have to insure the participants (not sure if that's a legal requirement). Stage 3 trials are not necessary to be completed though thanks to "pandemic" status of COVID. Then the FDA will take it's own sweet time to "validate" the data before approval.

You remember that the FDA quoted it will take 55 years to release all the data at 500 pages a month? That's the kind of scale we're talking about submitting to the FDA. And despite warp speed level development, it still took a year or so to get the vaccines approved. By which time, it'll probably be over.

But all this won't matter because you aren't a registered virology lab to be working with such "dangerous" specimens as COVID. Nobody will give you the viral sample. The only kind of vaccine you can make without needing a viral sample is.... an mRNA vaccine (they made that one in a day). Hehehe.

PS: You aren't gonna win by complying with the mandate (making your own vaccine is still complying with the mandate). If you wish to go that route, you'll have far more luck finding a nurse that you can bribe and she'll spill your dose on the floor (like you're Anthony Hopkins).

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

I admire your thinking out of the box, bro. But...

It is costly. Very costly (at least for an average citizen). This is entirely accurate I'm sure, but from my hazy memory of the vaccine development news articles:

You'll have to run animals trials, Stage 1, Stage 2 and Stage 3 trials (that's a lot of people). And I believe you may have to insure the participants (not sure if that's a legal requirement). Stage 3 trials are not necessary to be completed though thanks to "pandemic" status of COVID. Then the FDA will take it's own sweet time to "validate" the data before approval.

You remember that the FDA quoted it will take 55 years to release all the data at 500 pages a month? That's the kind of scale we're talking about submitting to the FDA. And despite warp speed level development, it still took a year or so to get the vaccines approved. By which time, it'll probably be over.

But all this won't matter because you aren't a registered virology lab to be working with such "dangerous" specimens as COVID. Nobody will give you the viral sample. The only kind of vaccine you can make without needing a viral sample is.... an mRNA vaccine (they made that one in a day). Hehehe.

PS: You aren't gonna win by complying with the mandate (making your own vaccine is still complying with the mandate). If you wish to go that route, you'll have far more luck finding a nurse that you can bribe and she'll Anthony Hopkins your dose on the floor.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

I admire your thinking out of the box, bro. But...

It is costly. Very costly (at least for an average citizen).

You'll have to run animals trials, Stage 1, Stage 2 and Stage 3 trials (that's a lot of people). And I believe you may have to insure the participants (not sure if that's a legal requirement). Stage 3 trials are not necessary to be completed though thanks to "pandemic" status of COVID. Then the FDA will take it's own sweet time to "validate" the data before approval.

You remember that the FDA quoted it will take 55 years to release all the data at 500 pages a month? That's the kind of scale we're talking about submitting to the FDA. And despite warp speed level development, it still took a year or so to get the vaccines approved. By which time, it'll probably be over.

But all this won't matter because you aren't a registered virology lab to be working with such "dangerous" specimens as COVID. Nobody will give you the viral sample. The only kind of vaccine you can make without needing a viral sample is.... an mRNA vaccine (they made that one in a day). Hehehe.

PS: You aren't gonna win by complying with the mandate (making your own vaccine is still complying with the mandate). If you wish to go that route, you'll have far more luck finding a nurse that you can bribe and she'll Anthony Hopkins your dose on the floor.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

I admire your thinking out of the box, bro. But...

It is costly. Very costly (at least for an average citizen).

You'll have to run animals trials, Stage 1, Stage 2 and Stage 3 trials (that's a lot of people). And I believe you may have to insure the participants (not sure if that's a legal requirement). Stage 3 trials are not necessary to be completed though thanks to "pandemic" status of COVID. Then the FDA will take it's own sweet time to "validate" the data before approval.

You remember that the FDA quoted it will take 55 years to release all the data at 500 pages a month? That's the kind of scale we're talking about submitting to the FDA. And despite warp speed level development, it still took a year or so to get the vaccines approved. By which time, it'll probably be over.

But all this won't matter because you aren't a registered virology lab to be working with such "dangerous" specimens as COVID. Nobody will give you the viral sample. The only kind of vaccine you can make without needing a viral sample is.... an mRNA vaccine (they made that one in a day). Hehehe.

PS: You aren't gonna win by complying with the mandate (making your own vaccine is still complying with the mandate)

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

I admire your thinking out of the box, bro. But...

It is costly. Very costly (at least for an average citizen).

You'll have to run animals trials, Stage 1, Stage 2 and Stage 3 trials (that's a lot of people). And I believe you may have to insure the participants (not sure if that's a legal requirement). Stage 3 trials are not necessary to be completed though thanks to "pandemic" status of COVID. Then the FDA will take it's own sweet time to "validate" the data before approval.

You remember that the FDA quoted it will take 55 years to release all the data at 500 pages a month? That's the kind of scale we're talking about submitting to the FDA. And despite warp speed level development, it still took a year or so to get the vaccines approved. By which time, it'll probably be over.

But all this won't matter because you aren't a registered virology lab to be working with such "dangerous" specimens as COVID. Nobody will give you the viral sample. The only kind of vaccine you can make without needing a viral sample is.... an mRNA vaccine (they made that one in a day). Hehehe.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

I admire your thinking out of the box, bro. But...

It is costly. Very costly (at least for an average citizen).

You'll have to run animals trials, Stage 1, Stage 2 and Stage 3 trials (that's a lot of people). And I believe you may have to insure the participants (not sure if that's a legal requirement). Stage 3 trials are not necessary to be completed though thanks to "pandemic" status of COVID. Then the FDA will take it's own sweet time to "validate" the data before approval.

You remember that the FDA quoted it will take 55 years to release all the data at 500 pages a month? That's the kind of scale we're talking about submitting to the FDA. And despite warp speed level development, it still took a year or so to get the vaccines approved. By which time, it'll probably be over.

But all this won't matter because you aren't a registered virology lab to be working with such "dangerous" specimens as COVID. Nobody will give you the viral sample. The only kind of vaccine you can make without needing a viral sample is.... an mRNA vaccine. Hehehe.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

I admire your thinking out of the box, bro. But...

It is costly. Very costly (at least for an average citizen).

You'll have to run animals trials, Stage 1, Stage 2 and Stage 3 trials (that's a lot of people). And I believe you may have to insure the participants (not sure if that's a legal requirement). Stage 3 trials are not necessary to be completed though thanks to "pandemic" status of COVID. Then the FDA will take it's own sweet time to "validate" the data before approval.

You remember that the FDA quoted it will take 55 years to release all the data at 500 pages a month? That's the kind of scale we're talking about submitting to the FDA. And despite warp speed level development, it still took a year or so to get the vaccines approved. By which time, it'll probably be over.

But all this won't matter because you aren't a registered virology lab to be working with such "dangerous" specimens as COVID. Nobody will give you the viral sample. The only kind of vaccine you can make without needing a viral sample is.... an mRNA vaccine. Hehehe.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

I admire your thinking out of the box, bro. But...

It is costly. Very costly (at least for an average citizen).

You'll have to run animals trials, Stage 1, Stage 2 and Stage 3 trials (that's a lot of people). And I believe you may have to insure the participants (not sure if that's a legal requirement). Stage 3 trials are not necessary to be completed though thanks to "pandemic" status of COVID. Then the FDA will take it's own sweet time to "validate" the data before approval.

You remember that the FDA quoted it will take 55 years to release all the data at 500 pages a month? That's the kind of scale we're talking about submitting to the FDA. And despite warp speed level development, it still took a year or so to get the vaccines approved. You're working alone.

But all this won't matter because you aren't a registered virology lab to be working with such "dangerous" specimens as COVID. Nobody will give you the viral sample. The only kind of vaccine you can make without needing a viral sample is an mRNA vaccine, and we know how that goes...

2 years ago
1 score