Maybe you can get in range of fuckin Musk's satellites.

Hardly. Microwave oven magnetrons is not powerful enough to do any harm for the object 300km away. And I have nothing against Musk satellites. I have something against Musk for not opensourcing his satellite transievers to allow building that trancievers in countries where internet is censored and/or you have to identify yourself to use it.

I think those are what was setting off all the fuckin fires this summer.

As far, as I remember, it was not satellites, it was Antifa with BurnLootMurder.

Betcha this guy could figure out how to take down satellites

Sorry, but I prefer to think how to launch them, using stuff around, independently, without any fucking licensing, permissions and other crap from fucking governments. Space is only way out from that NWO madness.