1. My mouth is watering but I refuse to eat something not crawling with maggots.
2. This woman lives in a house on the hill over the Bates Motel and keeps hamburgers in a shoebox for 20 years. Why of course I trust her to take care of my kids while I go on a business trip.
3. Hunter Biden: 'If you put enough cocaine on it, I'll eat it.'

My mouth is watering but I refuse to eat something not crawling with maggots.