A bidet is great. It was invented centuries ago. The shower also works.

I always shit like clockwork. Same time for months. Then it changes. Shit, shower, shave. Only at home, won't shit on another bog. Unless sleeping somewhere else or had indigestion which is next to never.

Except we have much bigger global problems with water.

That toilet shouldn't have gotten past the regulators. It breaks real quick. Please tell me, where does that water spray? Everywhere, a simple button it's a mess. Unlike a dedicated bidet, the jet goes back into a dedicated unit. Not a crappy plastic addon. Do you use, these toliet things, fragrance stuff, flush, clean, smell. Plastic yes. It hangs on a side of the toilet, then the flush causes a fragrance and cleans. Have you seen them after a week in a public or household toliet everybody uses. They get stained and covered in feces. There you are with a plastic nozzle directly under your seat. An unhygienic mess. When you defecate on the nozzle, it's spraying that shit how. Now it needs adjusting when she, or guests, do what? Unlike a Bidet.

Disgusting ain't even a word for it. They're a con. Made to break. Like that toilet seat. It breaks real quick. Smart, warms, closes. Blah blah blah. Breaks how quickly. Warranty in a few years, unlike the toilet. They had a lifetime warranty before China made them.

A bidet is great. It was invented centuries ago. The shower also works.

I always shit like clockwork. Same time for months. Then it changes. Shit, shower, shave. Only at home, won't shit on another bog. Unless sleeping somewhere else or had indigestion which is next to never.

Except we have much bigger global problems with water.

That toilet shouldn't have gotten past the regulators. It breaks real quick. Please tell me, where does that water spray? Everywhere, a simple button it's a mess. Unlike a dedicated bidet, the jet goes back into a deducated unit. Not a crappy plastic addon. Do you use, these toliet things, fragrance stuff, flush, clean, smell. Plastic yes. It hangs on a side of the toilet, then the flush causes a fragrance and cleans. Have you seen them after a week in a public or household toliet everybody uses. They get stained and covered in feces. There you are with a plastic nozzle directly under your seat. An unhygienic mess. When you defecate on the nozzle, it's spraying that shit how. Now it needs adjusting when she, or guests, do what? Unlike a Bidet.

Disgusting ain't even a word for it. They're a con. Made to break. Like that toilet seat. It breaks real quick. Smart, warms, closes. Blah blah blah. Breaks how quickly. Warranty in a few years, unlike the toilet. They had a lifetime warranty before China made them.