1. Species-jumping is impossible. Animals can’t turn into humans.
2. The earth is 8-12,000 years old. Carbon dating is fake science. There isn’t enough time for evolution to have taken place even if it was possible.
3. Where are all the missing linkzzz and genetic freaks?

If you believe in species-jumping evolution from a crockpot named Darwin and the ridiculous notion that we came from primordial soup, then became animal, then magically humans, you’re brain dead. That doesn’t even account for stupid ideas like Big Bang.

1. Species-jumping is impossible. Animals can’t turn into humans.
2. The earth is 8-12,000 years old. Carbon dating is fake science. There isn’t enough time for evolution to have taken place even if it was possible.
3. Where are all the missing linkzzz?? Fossils?!

If you believe in species-jumping evolution from a crockpot named Darwin and the ridiculous notion that we came from primordial soup, then became animal, then magically humans, you’re brain dead. That doesn’t even account for stupid ideas like Big Bang.

1. Species-jumping is impossible. Animals can’t change to humans.
2. The earth is 8-12,000 years old. Carbon dating is fake science. There isn’t enough time for evolution to have taken place even if it was possible.
3. Where are all the missing linkzzz?? Fossils?!

If you believe in species-jumping evolution from a crockpot named Darwin and the ridiculous notion that we came from primordial soup, then became animal, then magically humans, you’re brain dead. That doesn’t even account for stupid ideas like Big Bang.

1. Species-jumping is impossible. Animals can’t change to humans.
2. The earth is 8-12,000 years old. Carbon dating is fake science. There isn’t enough time for evolution to have taken place even if it was possible.
3. Where are all the missing linkzzz??

If you believe in species-jumping evolution from a crockpot named Darwin and the ridiculous notion that we came from primordial soup, then became animal, then magically humans, you’re brain dead. That doesn’t even account for stupid ideas like Big Bang.