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Reason: None provided.

Then why is he still breathing?

It's clear he is a bit of an industry outsider, but this seems far-fetched. Where is any proof of this? Wouldn't this be pretty big news? Mel seems like a good dude generally, but that doesn't mean a thing. Deception is their whole plan.

It does, however, match what we have been thinking all along, that Ukraine is a giant Nazi toddler-fucker paradise. Probably every single high profile piece of shit that's been there "for humanitarian efforts" was actually banging toddlers. We already know that part. Conceptually scary and disgusting.

Gods biggest mistake was making procreation the most pleasure a person can have. The more deviant by society standards, the more enjoyable. (If you disagree, why does every guy want to fuck more than one girl at a time? Even me. That's against the whole concept of sex.) He should have made sex unpleasant so NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING and people wouldn't have kids unless they wanted them, and gone through trouble to get them. Omnipotent my fucking ass!

As it stands now, it kinda looks like they get women pregnant and then when the baby is born, fuck it literally to death during a satanic ritual, and then have a satanic ice cream party and a concert by U2 after. (Bono a-capella anyway...)

OR they got the micro-micro-penis.

I've long held the belief that calling yourself "Satanist" is just a dog-whistle for insufferable rich cunts who want to use their resources to destroy instead of help. That's what "philanthropy" means to them. Fucking shit up and stealing whilst saying they are helping. If you look into their "help" though, it's actually destructive shit they are doing

Like philanthropist jerk-off faggot Gates not trying to send food to Africa (I mean, we all need food) but instead sending "vaccines." Who the fuck can't hear the message sent there. It's just cool that they are smart enough to tell him to go fuck his philanthropist self in the ass with them. If you don't know vaccines actually SPREAD disease, you're a fucking retard. Why this summer cold bullshit? EVERY SINGLE PERSON I FUCKING KNOW has this upper-respiratory bullshit right now. Where the fuck did that come from? Yeah, sure. It's "natural."

I digress. 😂🤣😂

I know. It's just a long and arduous post to say FUCK YOU, EISENSTEIN AKA NOYOUSHUTUP

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Then why is he still breathing?

It's clear he is a bit of an industry outsider, but this seems far-fetched. Where is any proof of this? Wouldn't this be pretty big news? Mel seems like a good dude generally, but that doesn't mean a thing. Deception is their whole plan.

It does, however, match what we have been thinking all along, that Ukraine is a giant Nazi toddler-fucker paradise. Probably every single high profile piece of shit that's been there "for humanitarian efforts" was actually banging toddlers. We already know that part. Conceptually scary and disgusting.

Gods biggest mistake was making procreation the most pleasure a person can have. The more deviant by society standards, the more enjoyable. (If you disagree, why does every guy want to fuck more than one girl at a time? Even me. That's against the whole concept of sex.) He should have made sex unpleasant so NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING and people wouldn't have kids unless they wanted them, and gone through trouble to get them. Omnipotent my fucking ass!

As it stands now, it kinda looks like they get women pregnant and then when the baby is born, fuck it literally to death during a satanic ritual, and then have a satanic ice cream party and a concert by U2 after. (Bono a-capella anyway...)

OR they got the micro-micro-penis.

I've long held the belief that calling yourself "Satanist" is just a dog-whistle for insufferable rich cunts who want to use their resources to destroy instead of help. That's what "philanthropy" means to them. Fucking shit up and stealing whilst saying they are helping. If you look into their "help" though, it's actually destructive shit they are doing

Like philanthropist jerk-off faggot Gates not trying to send food to Africa (I mean, we all need food) but instead sending "vaccines." Who the fuck can't hear the message sent there. It's just cool that they are smart enough to tell him to go fuck his philanthropist self in the ass with them. If you don't know vaccines actually SPREAD disease, you're a fucking retard. Why this summer cold bullshit? EVERY SINGLE PERSON I FUCKING KNOW has this upper-respiratory bullshit right now. Where the fuck did that come from? Yeah, sure. It's "natural."

I digress. 😂🤣😂

I know. It's just a long and arduous post to say FUCK YOU, EISENSTEIN!

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Then why is he still breathing?

It's clear he is a bit of an industry outsider, but this seems far-fetched. Where is any proof of this? Wouldn't this be pretty big news? Mel seems like a good dude generally, but that doesn't mean a thing. Deception is their whole plan.

It does, however, match what we have been thinking all along, that Ukraine is a giant Nazi toddler-fucker paradise. Probably every single high profile piece of shit that's been there "for humanitarian efforts" was actually banging toddlers. We already know that part. Conceptually scary and disgusting.

Gods biggest mistake was making procreation the most pleasure a person can have. The more deviant by society standards, the more enjoyable. (If you disagree, why does every guy want to fuck more than one girl at a time? Even me. That's against the whole concept of sex.) He should have made sex unpleasant so NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING and people wouldn't have kids unless they wanted them, and gone through trouble to get them. Omnipotent my fucking ass!

As it stands now, it kinda looks like they get women pregnant and then when the baby is born, fuck it literally to death during a satanic ritual, and then have a satanic ice cream party and a concert by U2 after. (Bono a-capella anyway...)

OR they got the micro-micro-penis.

I've long held the belief that calling yourself "Satanist" is just a dog-whistle for insufferable rich cunts who want to use their resources to destroy instead of help. That's what "philanthropy" means to them. Fucking shit up and stealing whilst saying they are helping. If you look into their "help" though, it's actually destructive shit they are doing Like philanthropist jerk-off faggot Gates not trying to send food to Africa (I mean, we all need food) but instead sending "vaccines." Who the fuck can't hear the message sent there. It's just cool that they are smart enough to tell him to go fuck his philanthropist self in the ass with them. If you don't know vaccines actually SPREAD disease, you're a fucking retard. Why this summer cold bullshit? EVERY SINGLE PERSON I FUCKING KNOW has this upper-respiratory bullshit right now. Where the fuck did that come from? Yeah, sure. It's "natural."

I digress. 😂🤣😂

I know. It's just a long and arduous post to say FUCK YOU, EISENSTEIN!

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Then why is he still breathing?

It's clear he is a bit of an industry outsider, but this seems far-fetched. Where is any proof of this? Wouldn't this be pretty big news? Mel seems like a good dude generally, but that doesn't mean a thing. Deception is their whole plan.

It does, however, match what we have been thinking all along, that Ukraine is a giant Nazi toddler-fucker paradise. Probably every single high profile piece of shit that's been there "for humanitarian efforts" was actually banging toddlers. We already know that part. Conceptually scary and disgusting.

Gods biggest mistake was making procreation the most pleasure a person can have. The more deviant by society standards, the more enjoyable. (If you disagree, why does every guy want to fuck more than one girl at a time? Even me. That's against the whole concept of sex.) He should have made sex unpleasant so NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING and people wouldn't have kids unless they wanted them, and gone through trouble to get them. Omnipotent my fucking ass!

As it stands now, it kinda looks like they get women pregnant and then when the baby is born, fuck it literally to death during a satanic ritual, and then have a satanic ice cream party and a concert by U2 after. (Bono a-capella anyway)

OR they got the micro-micro-penis.

I've long held the belief that calling yourself "Satanist" is just a dog-whistle for insufferable rich cunts who want to use their resources to destroy instead of help. That's what "philanthropy" means to them. Fucking shit up and stealing whilst saying they are helping. If you look into their "help" though, it's actually destructive shit they are doing Like philanthropist jerk-off faggot Gates not trying to send food to Africa (I mean, we all need food) but instead sending "vaccines." Who the fuck can't hear the message sent there. It's just cool that they are smart enough to tell him to go fuck his philanthropist self in the ass with them. If you don't know vaccines actually SPREAD disease, you're a fucking retard. Why this summer cold bullshit? EVERY SINGLE PERSON I FUCKING KNOW has this upper-respiratory bullshit right now. Where the fuck did that come from? Yeah, sure. It's "natural."

I digress. 😂🤣😂

I know. It's just a long and arduous post to say FUCK YOU, EISENSTEIN!

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Then why is he still breathing?

It's clear he is a bit of an industry outsider, but this seems far-fetched. Where is any proof of this? Wouldn't this be pretty big news? Mel seems like a good dude generally, but that doesn't mean a thing. Deception is their whole plan.

It does, however, match what we have been thinking all along, that Ukraine is a giant Nazi toddler-fucker paradise. Probably every single high profile piece of shit that's been there "for humanitarian efforts" was actually banging toddlers. We already know that part. Conceptually scary and disgusting.

Gods biggest mistake was making procreation the most pleasure a person can have. The more deviant by society standards, the more enjoyable. (If you disagree, why does every guy want to fuck more than one girl at a time? Even me. That's against the whole concept of sex.) He should have made sex unpleasant so NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING and people wouldn't have kids unless they wanted them, and gone through trouble to get them. Omnipotent my fucking ass!

As it stands now, it kinda looks like they get women pregnant and then when the baby is born, fuck it literally to death during a satanic ritual, and then have a satanic ice cream party and a concert by U2 after. (Bono a-capella anyway)

OR they got the micro-micro-penis.

I've long held the belief that calling yourself "Satanist" is just a dog-whistle for insufferable rich cunts who want to use their resources to destroy instead of help. That's what "philanthropy" means to them. Fucking shit up and stealing whilst saying they are helping. If you look into their "help" though, it's actually destructive shit they are doing Like philanthropist jerk-off faggot Gates not trying to send food to Africa (I mean, we all need food) but instead sending "vaccines." Who the fuck can't hear the message sent there. It's just cool that they are smart enough to tell him to go fuck his philanthropist self in the ass with them. If you don't know vaccines actually SPREAD disease, you're a fucking retard. Why this summer cold bullshit? EVERY SINGLE PERSON I FUCKING KNOW has this upper-respiratory bullshit right now. Where the fuck did that come from? Yeah, sure. It's "natural."

I digress. 😂🤣😂

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Then why is he still breathing?

It's clear he is a bit of an industry outsider, but this seems far-fetched. Where is any proof of this? Wouldn't this be pretty big news? Mel seems like a good dude generally, but that doesn't mean a thing. Deception is their whole plan.

It does, however, match what we have been thinking all along, that Ukraine is a giant Nazi toddler-fucker paradise. Probably every single high profile piece of shit that's been there "for humanitarian efforts" was actually banging toddlers. We already know that part. Conceptually scary and disgusting.

Gods biggest mistake was making procreation the most pleasure a person can have. He should have made sex unpleasant so NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING and people wouldn't have kids unless they wanted them, and gone through trouble to get them.

As it stands now, it kinda looks like they get women pregnant and then when the baby is born, fuck it literally to death during a satanic ritual, and then have a satanic ice cream party and a concert by U2 after. (Bono a-capella anyway)

OR they got the micro-micro-penis.

I've long held the belief that calling yourself "Satanist" is just a dog-whistle for insufferable rich cunts who want to use their resources to destroy instead of help. That's what "philanthropy" means to them. Fucking shit up and stealing whilst saying they are helping. If you look into their "help" though, it's actually destructive shit they are doing Like philanthropist jerk-off faggot Gates not trying to send food to Africa (I mean, we all need food) but instead sending "vaccines." Who the fuck can't hear the message sent there. It's just cool that they are smart enough to tell him to go fuck his philanthropist self in the ass with them. If you don't know vaccines actually SPREAD disease, you're a fucking retard. Why this summer cold bullshit? EVERY SINGLE PERSON I FUCKING KNOW has this upper-respiratory bullshit right now. Where the fuck did that come from? Yeah, sure. It's "natural."

I digress. 😂🤣😂

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Then why is he still breathing?

It's clear he is a bit of an industry outsider, but this seems far-fetched. Where is any proof of this? Wouldn't this be pretty big news? Mel seems like a good dude generally, but that doesn't mean a thing. Deception is their whole plan.

It does, however, match what we have been thinking all along, that Ukraine is a giant Nazi toddler-fucker paradise. Probably every single high profile piece of shit that's been there "for humanitarian efforts" was actually banging toddlers. We already know that part. Conceptually scary and disgusting.

Gods biggest mistake was making procreation the most pleasure a person can have. He should have made sex unpleasant so NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING and people wouldn't have kids unless they wanted them, and gone through trouble to get them.

As it stands now, it kinda looks like they get women pregnant and then when the baby is born, fuck it literally to death during a satanic ritual, and then have a satanic ice cream party and a concert by U2 after. (Bono a-capella anyway) OR they got the micro-micro-penis.

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Then why is he still breathing?

It's clear he is a bit of an industry outsider, but this seems far-fetched. Where is any proof of this? Wouldn't this be pretty big news? Mel seems like a good dude generally, but that doesn't mean a thing. Deception is their whole plan. It does, however, match what we have been thinking all along, that Ukraine is a giant Nazi toddler-fucker paradise. Probably every single high profile piece of shit that's been there "for humanitarian efforts" was actually banging toddlers. We already know that part. Conceptually scary and disgusting.

Gods biggest mistake was making procreation the most pleasure a person can have. He should have made sex unpleasant so NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING and people wouldn't have kids unless they wanted them, and gone through trouble to get them. As it stands now, it kinda looks like they get women pregnant and then when the baby is born, fuck it literally to death during a satanic ritual, and then have a satanic ice cream party and a concert by U2 after. OR they got the micro-micro-penis.

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Then why is he still breathing?

It's clear he is a bit of an industry outsider, but this seems far-fetched. Where is any proof of this? Wouldn't this be pretty big news?

1 year ago
1 score