Look corn pop, it's a balloon immigrant. It's just seeking refuge, over our missile bases, before the war starts.

It's gathering data on how well China's HAARP weather war has been on the US upper atmosphere. Like the rain and snow? Here's another 100 billion gallons soon.

It's a telcomm platform over the US, to gather phone signals.

It contains thousands of tiny little Chinese sharks with frikkin lasers on their heads, ready to drop on water reservoirs in big cities like Beaver Falls, North Dakota.

Look corn pop, it's a balloon immigrant. It's just seeking refuge, over our missile bases, before the war starts.

It's gathering data on how well China's HAARP weather war has been on the US upper atmosphere. Like the rain and snow? Here's another 100 billion gallons soon.

It's a telcomm platform over the US, to gather phone signals.

It contains thousands of tiny little Chinese sharks with frikkin lasers on their heads, ready to drop on water reservoirs.

Look corn pop, it's a balloon immigrant. It's just seeking refuge, over our missile bases, before the war starts.

It's gathering data on how well China's HAARP weather war has been on the US upper atmosphere. Like the rain and snow? Here's another 100 billion gallons soon.

It's a telcomm platform over the US, to gather phone signals.

Look corn pop, it's a balloon immigrant. It's just seeking refuge, over our missile bases, before the war starts.

It's gathering data on how well China's HAARP weather war has been on the US upper atmosphere. Like the rain and snow? Here's another 100 billion gallons soon.