In scientific research, it's been found there are approximately 8.7 trillion fags on the planet. Of these, 5% live in New Jersey, 23% in Washington, 42% in San Francisco, 8% in Palm Springs, 36% in Tel Aviv, one in Canada named Trudeau, one in Kiev named Zelensky, two in Martha's Vineyard named Obama, one in SF Bay Area named Pelosi. They're all members of a big club, and you ain't in it.

(takes sip of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum then oils his buttocks.)

In scientific research, it's been found there are approximately 8.7 trillion fags on the planet. Of these, 5% live in New Jersey, 23% in Washington, 42% in San Francisco, 8% in Palm Springs, 36% in Tel Aviv, one in Canada named Trudeau, one in Kiev named Zelensky, two in Martha's Vineyard named Obama, one in SF Bay Area named Pelosi. They're all members of a big club, and you ain't in it.