If you're throwing Heinz (funny they make a point of the brand, i wonder how its related?) soup on a fucking Van Gogh, your cause is fake and gay. How about tossing yourself off of a bridge or giving gallery-goers handjobs whilst whispering sweet propaganda in their ears during orgasm? This story is probably bullshit because soup cans are made of metal and most museums (esp. with masterpieces like "Sunflowers" and even ones without a real masterpiece, like the MOFA in my town, where there is a Dali, but low-tier Dali for sure. The frame is cooler than the painting) have metal detectors for this very reason. IF IT IS GENUINE, did Gatesie purchase Sunflowers just to destroy it? I wouldn't put it past that bitch ass trick motherfucker, but again, seems totally staged.

Sorry. I'm a total shill for fine art and not ashamed in any way to be a Van Gogh admirer. How could a human being NOT be.

Why are they holding the can like that and not handcuffed, being beaten like the scumbag plants they very likely are? Just curious.

If you're throwing Heinz (funny they make a point of the brand, i wonder how its related?) soup on a fucking Van Gogh, your cause is fake and gay. How about tossing yourself off of a bridge or giving gallery-goers handjobs whilst whispering sweet propaganda in their ears during orgasm? This story is probably bullshit because soup cans are made of metal and most museums (esp. with masterpieces like "Sunflowers" and even ones without a real masterpiece, like the MOFA in my town, where there is a Dali, but low-tier Dali for sure. The frame is cooler than the painting) have metal detectors for this very reason. IF IT IS GENUINE, did Gatesie purchase Sunflowers just to destroy it? I wouldn't put it past that bitch ass trick motherfucker, but again, seems totally staged.

Sorry. I'm a total shill for fine art and not ashamed in any way to be a Van Gogh admirer. How could a human being NOT be.

Why are they holding the can like that and not handcuffed, being beaten like the scumbag plants they very likely are?

If you're throwing Heinz (funny they make a point of the brand, i wonder how its related?) soup on a fucking Van Gogh, your cause is fake and gay. How about tossing yourself off of a bridge or giving gallery-goers handjobs whilst whispering sweet propaganda in their ears during orgasm? This story is probably bullshit because soup cans are made of metal and most museums (esp. with masterpieces like "Sunflowers" and even ones without a real masterpiece, like the MOFA in my town, where there is a Dali, but low-tier Dali for sure. The frame is cooler than the painting) have metal detectors for this very reason. IF IT IS GENUINE, did Gatesie purchase Sunflowers just to destroy it? I wouldn't put it past that bitch ass trick motherfucker, but again, seems totally staged.

Sorry. I'm a total shill for fine art and not ashamed in any way to be a Van Gogh admirer. How could a human being NOT be.

If you're throwing Heinz (funny they make a point of the brand, i wonder how its related?) soup on a fucking Van Gogh, your cause is fake and gay. How about tossing yourself off of a bridge or giving gallery-goers handjobs whilst whispering sweet propaganda in their ears during orgasm? This story is probably bullshit because soup cans are made of metal and most museums (esp. with masterpieces like "Sunflowers" and even ones without a real masterpiece, like the MOFA in my town, where there is a Dali, but low-tier Dali for sure. The frame is cooler than the painting) have metal detectors for this very reason. IF IT IS GENUINE, did Gatesie purchase Sunflowers just to destroy it? I wouldn't put it past that bitch ass trick motherfucker, but again, seems totally staged.

Sorry. I'm a total shill for fine art and not ashamed in any way to be a Van Gogh fanboi.

If you're throwing Heinz (funny they make a point of the brand, i wonder how its related?) soup on a fucking Van Gogh, your cause is fake and gay. How about tossing yourself off of a bridge or giving gallery-goers handjobs whilst whispering sweet propaganda in their ears during orgasm? This story is probably bullshit because soup cans are made of metal and most museums (esp. with masterpieces like "Sunflowers" and even ones without a real masterpiece, like the MOFA in my town, where there is a Dali, but low-tier Dali for sure. The frame is cooler than the painting) have metal detectors for this very reason. IF IT IS GENUINE, did Gatesie purchase Sunflowers just to destroy it? I wouldn't put it past that bitch ass trick motherfucker, but again, seems totally staged.

If you're throwing Heinz (funny they make a point of the brand, i wonder how its related?) soup on a fucking Van Gogh, your cause is fake and gay. How about tossing yourself off of a bridge or giving gallery-goers handjobs whilst whispering sweet propaganda in their ears during orgasm? This story is probably bullshit because soup cans are made of metal and most museums (esp. with masterpieces like "Sunflowers" and even ones without a real masterpiece, like the MOFA in my town, there is a Dali there, but low-tier Dali for sure. The frame is cooler than the painting) have metal detectors for this very reason. IF IT IS GENUINE, did Gatesie purchase Sunflowers just to destroy it? I wouldn't put it past that bitch ass trick motherfucker, but again, seems totally staged.