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Of course they have, and it is just a tactic to secure votes. Appeal to millennials. UFOs are still ghosts. No proof, except now they've publically secured funding for further development or whatever. There are people dumb enough to pay taxes for it. Have they been proved, no, there's the same proof today as there was since Roswell. Except now you're paying even more for it. If they exist nothing has changed. Remarkable.

Roswell was dystopia. Look what Roswell achieved. It faster caused the FAA's regulation. Flight, every flight, sooner got a ton of regulations. Until you cannot fly without licenses and passports and health checks, etc. But it provided a huge narrative to profit off of Syfi. And set up the space race. What was it, bullshit probably. It also laid foundations for government to spy on its citizens. Did War of the World's air first. Of course it did.

I still don't believe in them. If contact has been made it isn't by stupid tic tacs fuzzing in and out of Earth. What is that point. Think. Not even an advance race would do this. There is no point. Because if it has interdimensional, warp travel, it can see us as clearly from space, without getting in that close. It's the first thing you do right. Invent a spyglass. Literally what good is a submarine without one. Not hey folks, I am here, but now I am not. So Governments would have known absolutely. Not umm we still don't know, but we think we've seen a ghost. Is it us, is it the Chinese, is it Aliens. Aliens are easier. They still can't be proved. But don't worry we're on top of it. And in another 70 years we're still seeing ghosts. Bullshit.

There is something. Something dark. This has been around for all of time, and with it forbidden knowledge and the occult. There are stories and beliefs in all cultures of advanced beings from the sky, stars, and portals. But does it mean there are UFOs visiting us every 5 minutes, clock that hit ratio into 8 billion, and those claims being made, how often. No chance. Advanced races would have just as easily invaded. Except we aren't a threat. Except to ourselves. We haven't even gone off our planet. Outside of probes. Or they have already established contact. The amount of satellites up there. I mean come on the Earth is mapped, the Ocean is also almost completely mapped. But in any event the UFO is mostly and still an exercise in bullshit.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Of course they have, and it is just a tactic to secure votes. Appeal to millennials. UFOs are still ghosts. No proof, except now they've publically secured funding for further development or whatever. There are people dumb enough to pay taxes for it. Have they been proved, no, there's the same proof today as there was since Roswell. Except now you're paying even more for it. If they exist nothing has changed. Remarkable.

Roswell was dystopia. Look what Roswell achieved. It faster caused the FAA's regulation. Flight, every flight, sooner got a ton of regulations. Until you cannot fly without licenses and passports and health checks, etc. But it provided a huge narrative to profit off of Syfi. And set up the space race. What was it, bullshit probably. It also laid foundations for government to spy on its citizens. Did War of the World's air first. Of course it did.

I still don't believe in them. If contact has been made it isn't by stupid tic tacs fuzzing in and out of Earth. What is that point. Think. Not even an advance race would do this. There is no point. Because if it has interdimensional, warp travel, it can see us as clearly from space, without getting in that close. It's the first thing you do right. Invent a spyglass. Literally what good is a submarine without one. Not hey folks, I am here, but now I am not. So Governments would have known absolutely. Not umm we still don't know, but we think we've seen a ghost. Is it us, is it the Chinese, is it Aliens. Aliens are easier. They still can't be proved. But don't worry we're on top of it. And in another 70 years we're still seeing ghosts. Bullshit.

There is something. Something dark. This has been around for all of time, and with it forbidden knowledge and the occult. There are stories and beliefs in all cultures of advanced beings from the sky, stars, and portals. But does it mean there are UFOs visiting us every 5 minutes, clock that hit ratio into 8 billion, and those claims being made, how often. No chance. Advanced races would have just easily invaded. Except we aren't a threat. Except to ourselves. We haven't even gone off our planet. Outside of probes. Or they have already established contact. The amount of satellites up there. I mean come on the Earth is mapped, the Ocean is also almost completely mapped. But in any event the UFO is mostly and still an exercise in bullshit.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Of course they have, and it is just a tactic to secure votes. Appeal to millennials. UFOs are still ghosts. No proof, except now they've publically secured funding for further development or whatever. There are people dumb enough to pay taxes for it. Have they been proved, no, there's the same proof today as there was since Roswell. Except now you're paying even more for it. If they exist nothing has changed. Remarkable.

Roswell was dystopia. Look what Roswell achieved. It faster caused the FAA's regulation. Flight, every flight, sooner got a ton of regulations. Until you cannot fly without licenses and passports and health checks, etc. But it provided a huge narrative to profit off of Syfi. And set up the space race. What was it, bullshit probably. It also laid foundations for government to spy on its citizens. Did War of the World's air first. Of course it did.

I still don't believe in them. If contact has been made it isn't by stupid tic tacs fuzzing in and out of Earth. What is that point. Think. Not even an advance race would do this. There is no point. Because if it has interdimensional, warp travel, it can see us as clearly from space, without getting in that clouse. It's the first thing you do right. Invent a spyglass. Literally what good is a submarine without one. Not hey folks, I am here, but now I am not. So Governments would have known absolutely. Not umm we still don't know, but we think we've seen a ghost. Is it us, is it the Chinese, is it Aliens. Aliens are easier. They still can't be proved. But don't worry we're on top of it. And in another 70 years we're still seeing ghosts. Bullshit.

There is something. Something dark. This has been around for all of time, and with it forbidden knowledge and the occult. There are stories and beliefs in all cultures of advanced beings from the sky, stars, and portals. But does it mean there are UFOs visiting us every 5 minutes, clock that hit ratio into 8 billion, and those claims being made, how often. No chance. Advanced races would have just easily invaded. Except we aren't a threat. Except to ourselves. We haven't even gone off our planet. Outside of probes. Or they have already established contact. The amount of satellites up there. I mean come on the Earth is mapped, the Ocean is also almost completely mapped. But in any event the UFO is mostly and still an exercise in bullshit.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Of course they have, and it is just a tactic to secure votes. Appeal to millennials. UFOs are still ghosts. No proof, except now they've publically secured funding for further development or whatever. There are people dumb enough to pay taxes for it. Have they been proved, no, there's the same proof today as there was since Roswell. Except now you're paying even more for it. If they exist nothing has changed. Remarkable.

Roswell was dystopia. Look what Roswell achieved. It faster caused the FAA's regulation. Flight, every flight, sooner got a ton of regulations. Until you cannot fly without licenses and passports and health checks, etc. But it provided a huge narrative to profit off of Syfi. And set up the space race. What was it, bullshit probably. It also laid foundations for government to spy on its citizens. Did War of the World's air first. Of course it did.

I still don't believe in them. If contact has been made it isn't by stupid tic tacs fuzzing in and out of Earth. What is that point. Think. Not even an advance race would do this. There is no point. Because if it has interdimensional, warp travel, it can see us as clearly from space, without getting in that close. It's the first thing you do right. Invent a spyglass. Literally what good is a submarine without one. Not hey folks, I am here, but now I am not. So Governments would have known absolutely. Not umm we still don't know, but we think we've seen a ghost. Is it us, is it the Chinese, is it Aliens. Aliens are easier. They still can't be proved. But don't worry we're on top of it. And in another 70 years we're still seeing ghosts. Bullshit.

There is something. Something dark. This has been around for all of time, and with it forbidden knowledge and the occult. There are stories and beliefs in all cultures of advanced beings from the sky, stars, and portals. But does it mean there are UFOs visiting us every 5 minutes, clock that hit ratio into 8 billion, and those claims being made, how often. No chance. Advanced races would have just easily invaded. Except we aren't a threat. Except to ourselves. We haven't even gone off our planet. Outside of probes. Or they have already established contact. The amount of satellites up there. I mean come on the Earth is mapped, the Ocean is also almost completely mapped. But in any event the UFO is mostly and still an exercise in bullshit.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Of course they have, and it is just a tactic to secure votes. Appeal to millennials. UFOs are still ghosts. No proof, except now they've publically secured funding for further development or whatever. There are people dumb enough to pay taxes for it. Have they been proved, no, there's the same proof today as there was since Roswell. Except now you're paying even more for it. If they exist nothing has changed. Remarkable.

Roswell was dystopia. Look what Roswell achieved. It faster caused the FAA's regulation. Flight, every flight, sooner got a ton of regulations. Until you cannot fly without licenses and passports and health checks, etc. But it provided a huge narrative to profit off of Syfi. And set up the space race. What was it, bullshit probably. It also laid foundations for government to spy on its citizens. Did War of the World's air first. Of course it did.

I still don't believe in them. If contact has been made it isn't by stupid tic tacs fuzzing in and out of Earth. What is that point. Think. Not even an advance race would do this. There is no point. Because if it has interdimensional, warp travel, it can see us as clearly from space, without getting in that close. It's the first thing you do right. Invent a spyglass. Literally what good is a submarine without one. Not hey folks, I am here, but now I am not. So Governments would have known absolutely. Not umm we still don't know, but we think we've seen a ghost. Is it us, is it the Chinese, is it Aliens. Aliens are easier. They still can't be proved. But don't worry we're on top of it. And in another 70 years we're still seeing ghosts. Bullshit.

There is something. Something dark. This has been around for all of time, and with it forbidden knowledge and the occult. There are stories and beliefs in all cultures of advanced beings from the sky, stars, and portals. But does it mean there are UFOs visiting us every 5 minutes, clock that hit ratio into 8 billion, and those claims being made, how often. No chance. Advanced races would have just easily invaded. Except we aren't a threat. Except to ourselves. We haven't even gone off our planet. Outside of probes. Or they have already established contact. But in any event the UFO is mostly and still an exercise in bullshit.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

Of course they have, and it is just a tactic to secure votes. Appeal to millennials. UFOs are still ghosts. No proof, except now they've publically secured funding for further development or whatever. There are people dumb enough to pay taxes for it. Have they been proved, no, there's the same proof today as there was since Roswell. Except now you're paying even more for it. If they exist nothing has changed. Remarkable.

Roswell was dystopia. Look what Roswell achieved. It faster caused the FAA's regulation. Flight, every flight, sooner got a ton of regulations. Until you cannot fly without licenses and passports and health checks, etc. But it provided a huge narrative to profit off of Syfi. And set up the space race. What was it, bullshit probably. It also laid foundations for government to spy on its citizens. Did War of the World's air first. Of course it did.

I still don't believe in them. If contact has been made it isn't by stupid tic tacs fuzzing in and out of Earth. What is that point. Think. Not even an advance race would do this. There is no point. Because if it has interdimensional, warp travel, it can see us as clearly from space, without getting in that close. It's the first thing you do right. Invent a spyglass. Literally what good is a submarine without one. Not hey folks, I am here, but now I am not. So Governments would have known absolutely. Not umm we still don't know, but we think we've seen a ghost. Is it us, is it the Chinese, is it Aliens. Aliens are easier. They still can't be proved. But don't worry we're on top of it. And in another 70 years we're still seeing ghosts. Bullshit.

There is something. Something dark. This has been around for all of time, and with it forbidden knowledge and the occult. There are stories and beliefs in all cultures of advanced beings from the sky, stars, and portals. But does it mean there are UFOs visiting us every 5 minutes, clock that hit ratio into 8 billion, and those claims being made, how often. No chance. Advanced races would have just easily invaded. Except we aren't a threat. We haven't even gone off our planet. Outside of probes. Or they have already established contact.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Of course they have, and it is just a tactic to secure votes. Appeal to millennials. UFOs are still ghosts. No proof, except now they've publically secured funding for further development or whatever. There are people dumb enough to pay taxes for it. Have they been proved, no, there's the same proof today as there was since Roswell. Except now you're paying even more for it. If they exist nothing has changed. Remarkable.

Roswell was dystopia. Look what Roswell achieved. It faster caused the FAA's regulation. Flight, every flight, sooner got a ton of regulations. Until you cannot fly without licenses and passports and health checks, etc. But it provided a huge narrative to profit off of Syfi. And set up the space race. What was it, bullshit probably. It also laid foundations for government to spy on its citizens. Did War of the World's air first. Of course it did.

I still don't believe in them. If contact has been made it isn't by stupid tic tacs fuzzing in and out of Earth. What is that point. Think. Not even an advance race would do this. There is no point. Because if it has interdimensional, warp travel, it can see us as clearly from space, without getting in that close. It's the first thing you do right. Invent a spyglass. Literally what good is a submarine without one. Not hey folks, I am here, but now I am not. So Governments would have known absolutely. Not umm we still don't know, but we think we've seen a ghost. Is it us, is it the Chinese, is it Aliens. Aliens are easier. They still can't be proved. But don't worry we're on top of it. And in another 70 years we're still seeing ghosts. Bullshit.

2 years ago
1 score