Firstly, there are red states outside of the South. Aside from OKC, all these cities are in the South. Now...

1. These are major cities so that includes minorities and poor whites on welfare. I think McCallen has about a 20% caucasian populous...It’s been proven that those on welfare are uneducated and buy the cheapest, shittiest, most processed foods. They build new Dollar General stores based on EBT saturation.
2. Protestants don’t fast and they are gluttonous fucks
3. Inactivity. Television rules. Walking in Walmart drools. Scooters are cool. Exercise is for “the yuppies.”
4. These people think Doctors are created directly from God’s fingertips and they’re on like 11 medications that make them feel like shit all the time.
5. Beer
6. Outside of Union-busting Automakers, Factory work is all but kaput. So instead of working at an active job, they’re sitting on stools at the gas station, or gubbamint jobs sitting at a desk all day.

1. These are major cities so that includes minorities and poor whites on welfare. I think McCallen has about a 20% caucasian populous...It’s been proven that those on welfare are uneducated and buy the cheapest, shittiest, most processed foods. They build new Dollar General stores based on EBT saturation.
2. Protestants don’t fast and they are gluttonous fucks
3. Inactivity. Television rules. Walking in Walmart drools. Scooters are cool. Exercise is for “the yuppies.”
4. These people think Doctors are created directly from God’s fingertips and they’re on like 11 medications that make them feel like shit all the time.
5. Beer
6. Outside of Union-busting Automakers, Factory work is all but kaput. So instead of working at an active job, they’re sitting on stools at the gas station, or gubbamint jobs sitting at a desk all day.

1. These are major cities so that includes minorities and poor whites on welfare. I think McCallen has about a 20% caucasian populous...It’s been proven that those on welfare are uneducated and buy the cheapest, shittiest, most processed foods. They build new Dollar General stores based on EBT saturation.
2. Protestants don’t fast and they are gluttonous fucks
3. Inactivity. Television rules. Walking in Walmart drools. Scooters are cool. Exercise is for “the yuppies.”
4. These people think Doctors are created directly from God’s fingertips and they’re on like 11 medications that make them feel like shit all the time.
5. Beer