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This is the problem I have with evangelical friends who believe that god is coming to take them to heaven and send the others to hell. So they want to sit and wait for the tribulation apocalypse, and do nothing politically but at the same time try to convert friends' souls to save them. I try to be kind to them and tell them we can't just sit back and wait for pie in the sky, we have to actively put holes in Satanist heads. And they just wave the Bible in my face and say it's all foretold, there's nothing we can do to stop the devil worshipers. And they all have gotten the vax and boosters too despite side effects.

These people are not survivors, they are the source of wool for sweaters and future worm food.

2 years ago
5 score
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This is the problem I have with evangelical friends who believe that god is coming to take them to heaven and send the others to hell. So they want to sit and wait for the tribulation apocalypse, and do nothing politically but at the same time try to convert friends' souls to save them. I try to be kind to them and tell them we can't just sit back and wait for pie in the sky, we have to actively put holes in Satanist heads. Anf they just wave the Bible in my face and say it's all foretold, there's nothing we can do to stop the devil worshipers. And they all have gotten the vax and boosters too despite side effects.

These people are not survivors, they are the source of wool for sweaters and future worm food.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

This is the problem I have with evangelical friends who believe that god is coming to take them to heaven and send the others to hell. So they want to sit and wait for the tribulation apocalypse, and do nothing politically but at the same time try to convert friends' souls to save them. I try to be kind to them and tell them we can't just sit back and wait for pie in the sky, we have to actively put holes in Satanist heads. Anf they just wave the Bible in my face and say it's all foretold, there's nothing we can do to stop the devil worshipers. And they all have gotten the vax and boosters too despite side effects.

These people are not survivors, they are the source of wool for sweaters.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

This is the problem I have with evangelical friends who believe that god is coming to take them to heaven and send the others to hell. So they want to sit and wait for the tribulation apocalypse, and do nothing politically but at the same time try to convert friends' souls to save them. I try to be kind to them and tell them we can't just sit back and wait for pie in the sky, we have to actively put holes in Satanist heads. Anf they just wave the Bible in my face and say it's all foretold, there's nothing we can do to stop the devil worshipers.

These people are not survivors, they grow wool on their backs.

2 years ago
1 score