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He was a Jewish rabbi himself.

His geneological and rabbinical credentials were essentially flawless.

He regularly taught in the temple: something only Jewish priests were allowed to do.

Have you ever owned a holy Bible?

I've read it about 15 or 20 times, it's only a 600 page book.

Have you read the entire book once yet?

If you ever do, here's a spoiler for the story.

Jesus Christ was a Jew and called the King of the Jews.

I'm not gonna listen to you screech that because you're stupid, nobody else ever read the Bible and knows the geneology of Jesus Christ was ALL Jewish.

And that his title is ''King of the Jews.''

And that he was a Jewish rabbi who taught in the temple,

something only certified Jewish rabbis could do.

The New Testament is about a 260 page book.

Obviously you're as oblivious about Christianity,

as Alex Baldwin is about gun safety.

And I'm just not gonna listen to you blather on about stuff

you

O.B.V.I.O.U.S.L.Y.

know

ZERO about.

You're blocked;

just because you're precisely that stupid,

doesn't mean I'm obligated to pretend you're not.

It's a 260 page book.

The VERY first WORDS

of

THE VERY FIRST VERSE,

of

THE VERY FIRST PAGE,

of

THE VERY FIRST CHAPTER,

of

THE VERY FIRST BOOK,

MATHEW,

DUTIFULLY RECORDS his

IMPECCABLE

JEWISH

GENEOLOGY.

Matthew Chapter 1

"1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.

2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren;

3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram;

4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon;

5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse;

6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias;

7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa;

8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias;

9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias;

10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias;

11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon:

12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel;

13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor;

14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud;

15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob;

16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations;

and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations;

and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations."

3 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

He was a Jewish rabbi himself.

His geneological and rabbinical credentials were essentially flawless.

He regularly taught in the temple: something only Jewish priests were allowed to do.

Have you ever owned a holy Bible?

I've read it about 15 or 20 times, it's only a 600 page book.

Have you read the entire book once yet?

If you ever do, here's a spoiler for the story.

Jesus Christ was a Jew and called the King of the Jews.

I'm not gonna listen to you screech that because you're stupid, nobody else ever read the Bible and knows the geneology of Jesus Christ was ALL Jewish.

And that his title is ''King of the Jews.''

And that he was a Jewish rabbi who taught in the temple,

something only certified Jewish rabbis could do.

The New Testament is about a 260 page book.

Obviously you're as oblivious about Christianity,

as Alex Baldwin is about gun safety.

And I'm just not gonna listen to you blather on about stuff

you

O.B.V.I.O.U.S.L.Y.

know

ZERO about.

And of course you're blocked, just because you're too stupid to reason with doesn't mean I'm obligated to try.

It's a 260 page book. Several PAGES of which DUTIFULLY RECORD his

JEWISH GENEOLOGY.

3 years ago
1 score